This dating game isn't at all realistic, where's the option to subtly follow her home and pretend to be in a relationship with her while you look into her windows from the bushes?
This dating game isn't at all realistic, where's the option to subtly follow her home and pretend to be in a relationship with her while you look into her windows from the bushes?
Has anyone made a parody dating game yet that played it straight but was just awful advice? You know, make one of the options something like "Say hello to Pippa." and when you do he actually says her name and she's concerned wondering how he knew her name as they haven't met before.
Edit: Ok, this game has to be a parody, no way it's real.
This dating game isn't at all realistic, where's the option to subtly follow her home and pretend to be in a relationship with her while you look into her windows from the bushes?
The best part is the game actually went there a bit with the whole "don't give her a chance to say no."
Reticule Dating Tip: A hardware store is a great place to win a girl's favor by casually educating her about ratchets and wrenches. Bitches love wrenches.
Selen/Mumei is the pairing that you'd never think would work on paper, but they really are just two (slightly?) retarded peas in a pod. Glad that they are finally able to collab after the stupid Niji EN/Holo EN shit.
She has collabed with multiple VShojo members already (including Nazuna I think, through extreme language barriers) and is probably pretty palatable even to fellow asylum posters. I'm really surprised they haven't tried to get more JP members though, 2 is not enough - at this point I think 5 is the tried and tested formula.
Looking at 4chan, people also think that Haruka got in, which would be even less surprising (but wait and see I guess)
Super Seducer Man chatting up these clearly Eastern European women is very unrealistic, he's not even wearing a gigantic gold chain, or threatening to beat them like his previous three wives.
Super Seducer Man chatting up these clearly Eastern European women is very unrealistic, he's not even wearing a gigantic gold chain, or threatening to beat them like his previous three wives.
Ame pushed her stream back 30 minutes from when it was originally scheduled and is now 30 minutes late. I was just kidding about you hating Gura because you scheduled your Pokemon stream at the same time, Ame, sorry.
Now almost an hour and a half late and no Twitter post explaining why. I guess we know what Vesper's doing tonight, or should I say, who he's doing tonight.
Do they even remember not-Rushia and KSON exist? I don't watch Vshojo at all so correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like they never interact with the rest of the clique company.
"How are people like- man I remember this when I was a kid right? Everyone was like "oh well don't try and grow up too fast you know you're gonna miss when when you were a child" I've not missed being a kid fucking once alright? I have never once said "man I wish I was a kid again" alright? FUCK THAT SHIT DUDE FUCK THAT SHIT WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BE A FUCKING CHILD?! FUCKING RELYING ON OTHER PEOPLE?! FUCKING LIKE HAVING TO GO TO FUCKING SCHOOL AND SHIT!? FUCKING NOT MAKE A LOT TO MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING CHOI-fuck that shit dude. Fuck tha-ah "PAYING TAX-"THE FUCK WHO CARES?! WHO CARES?! TAXES?! ARE NOT THAT BAD AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING THAT THEY ARE! TAXES!? ARE NOT THAT FUCKING BAD OK?! I WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE TO FUCKIN DO TAXES AND SHIT THAN BE A FUCKING KID! FUCK THAT SHIT MAN! IF THAT IS THE PRICE OF GETTING TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES AND SHIT?! Fuck that dude I would much rather fuckin pay taxes man... Fuck that" - Pipkin Pippa Anonymous Yabbit
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