EDIT: she's bringing fanfics back for some reason, due this Friday.
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"What the fuck?" Kronii said, staring at herself.
"Exactly my reaction," Kronii replied, seemingly nonplussed.
"It was that time wench, wasn’t it?"
"Undoubtedly."
"And then," the two Kroniis heard a voice above them. "They fucked!"
"…" the two Kroniis said nothing, just glaring at Ceiling Ame.
"Oh, come on!" Ceiling Ame said, stomping her very British feet.
The chase scene that followed was lengthy and went on through several time periods across three parallel dimensions. In the end, however, the Kroniis accomplished their goal. A bound Ame was pouting at their feet, deprived of the clock from which she derived her power.
"Not so smug now, are you?" the Kroniis said, clearly having absorbed all of Ceiling Ame’s smugness.
Ceiling Ame looked forlornly at her clock, dangling from one of the Kroniis' hands. "You seriously let Hitler win the war just to catch me?"
"Worth it," the other Kronii said. "And besides, Kiara didn’t mind."
"And it only happened in one parallel dimension."
"I never should've created that time loop," Ceiling Ame said, shaking her head.
"So that's how you created my twin?" one of the Kroniis said, her expression stern, like a school marm about to punish a missbehaving student.
"Wait, I thought you were-" the other Kronii said, looking confused.
"Ssh," the first Kronii said. "That's not the important point."
"
I think it's pretty important, actu-"
"Yeah," Ceiling Ame interrupted the Kroniis' existential discussion on who was the double.
"And how do we fix it?"
"
Why should we fix it?" the second Kronii inquired.
"By kissing," Ceiling Ame said, her smugness returning in force.
"..."
The Kroniis looked at Ceiling Ame, then at each other. Then again at Ceiling Ame.
"Don't-"
"I'm serious!" Ceiling Ame cried. "I created the loop from your metaphysical presence as the warden, or wardens, of time! By metaphysically becoming one again, you can fix the timeline!"
"... we still don't believe you."
"Also if you don't, the spacetime continuum will explode and end all of existence."
The two Kroniis blinked.
"You're the wardens of time!
And you are anime girls! Magical girl animes are filled with that kind of thing!" Ceiling Ame shouted. "So don't go and doubt me now!"
The Kroniis looked at Ceiling Ame. Then at each other. Then back at Ceiling Ame.
"Well..." one of them eventually said.
"Do you-" the other replied.
"She... she does have a point, I guess," the first Kronii said after a moment.
Eventually, slowly, the Kroniis' hands touched each other. Then held each other. Their eyes closed, their lips were almost touching now.
"If you lied, you
will regret it," one of the Kroniis warned Ceiling Ame.
"Just get it on already!" Ceiling Ame yelled back.
And finally, their lips met.
*CLICK*
The one remaining Kronii opened her eyes, only to see a particularly ugly dog and an alligator standing next to a now unbound Ceiling Ame, who was holding a camera.
"YOU-" Kronii yelled. In that exact moment, Amebee appeared and snatched the clock Kronii was holding away from her.
"Amebee, to the rescue!"
And then Amebee flew off with Ceiling Ame, an alligator, a picture of two Kroniis kissing and a particularly ugly dog in tow.