At the risk of being a numbertard, here's the final bid prices for literal cardboard cutouts of the Phase Connect talents. Supposedly Miia was going to win the Lumi(New) one but she got outbid by that 2k bid.
While the
Lumi prices are wild, I think there's two even more ridiculous results. The first is
Ember getting 1.7k as a new talent. The second is 1k for
Nikki, a literal manager with no interaction other than posting a picture of their model on twitter.
Proctor creates the Virtual Asylum. We end up putting him in an actual asylum. The circle of life.
"now that we put that legal jargon in there, there is now going to be some loser for the NBC legal department that has to read whatever we write."
proceeds to shitpost about NBC being retarded and abusing fair use