Pippa is apparently made of math (bad math, but not shork-level bad)
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Pippa is apparently made of math (bad math, but not shork-level bad)
I am not above to make the same joke more than once.
The more the meth, the worse the math. Explains why Gura weighs like 90 pounds irl
Lia starting off the stream getting confused by the "Why is 6 afraid of 7?" joke.
Then she "got it":
"If you add 7 + 8.....6 is afraid because if you add 7 + 8 you get 15, and if you subtract 6, it equals 9."
Then she "got it":
"If you add 7 + 8.....6 is afraid because if you add 7 + 8 you get 15, and if you subtract 6, it equals 9."
It's like the 4th time i think, before the ring comment on a different stream she said he visited her and she watched something on netflix with him, some people think the one causing trouble to her family is her brother or an aunt/uncle.
I see. The case of the brother would line up with the post you made a bit back, assuming they were real tweets. On the case of the aunt/uncle, I was under the impression she was living with this family member at one point. I wonder if there has been anything to suspect that the non-immediate family member(s) were living in the same household?
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Please understandLia starting off the stream getting confused by the "Why is 6 afraid of 7?" joke.
Then she "got it":
"If you add 7 + 8.....6 is afraid because if you add 7 + 8 you get 15, and if you subtract 6, it equals 9."
oh hey, more niji related tourney stuff. but why fall guys though
Juna is playing legally distinct crab rave game with Liora.
More unity!
More unity!
Time for Peggle
Not that i know of, but you got me thinking since she said her dad visited her, it could mean her parents may be divorced/not together, and it could be a step-father causing issues.
I fear if that happened we may need a thread for him soon after.
Seems about right; as far as I remember, the global Nijisanji Twitter tried to get in touch with Porter prior to NijiEN's debut, presumably as their first/main attempt at Lazulight's debut song.
If you want additional free-to-use BGM repositories that are still weeb (some may ask for credit while using a track):
- Amacha Music Studio
- H-MIX GALLERY
- Rengoku Teien (Archive.org reupload as the website's been dead for years)
- Pocket Sound
- Peritune
I'm pretty sure at least one of these has links to even more websites, just be careful for two things when digging for other sites with DeepL. One is sites that ask you to submit something along the lines of a usage report -- If I understand right, that pretty much means you've gotta tell them when and what you're using their track for. That can be a bit risky, as if the person doesn't like/understand your content, they could go "take it down prease undastand". Granted, it's unlikely they'll scour the internet for it themselves, but this opens you up to a potential person manchildren can get you in trouble with. The other is that if the website's agreement does not allow content that "violates morals" or whatever along these lines, this means that if you're an edgy memeboi or a coomer, they don't allow usage for that.
True, that is a good point. Even if the brother did exist, unless they are vastly older than her, it is hard to believe a child could cause the whole family problems she mentioned being "all her life". Seems like puntkicking the little-shit would be more than enough of a solution in most households. Or Juvie.
If that ever happens, we will need to sacrifice Nolan and allow Reticule to lobotomize him to cheer him up.
Did she run that through one of her AI therapists?
Regarding Selen's tweets:
Anyway, I'll continue to be here less for the foreseeable as I have a lot going on.
Take your meds. Don't let this place come as dangerously close to being a /vt/ overflow as it was a month ago. Watch Kotoka Torahime whenever you can.
TSB had a huge fundamental issue in that it seemed Axel wanted to be IGL because he was the Captain, despite the fact that he recruited Selen who is a much stronger player overall. They tried to remedy this by splitting IGL responsibilities between 'Rotation' (Axel) and 'Fight' (Selen).
The problem was that the quality of Selen's fight calls are entirely dependent on:
A) The quality of Axel's rotations and
B) The fact that Axel often tried to take over Fight IGL whenever he saw a team he thought he could maybe kill anyway.
Axel was given only a month to learn how to rotate at a similar level of quality to other players like Noah, Qpi, Gorilla etc which was just never going to happen. His methodology seemed to centre around recognising 'good spots' based on where he saw other pro teams go in similar rings, and even Noct had to tell him that just because it worked in some VOD doesn't mean the current game he's in has any of the same circumstances.
In other words, Axel would land them in incredibly unsafe spots or outright drop them out in the open in front of other teams, and then pass the IGL over to Selen to take over the fight calls. She couldn't.
This isn't 'blame', by the way. If Selen refused to be IGL then her counter-calling and subsequent knocking of Axel's confidence is entirely on her - and I think her vow to become an IGL in the future may indicate that to have been the case.
Even so, Axel seemingly didn't learn some obvious bad landing spots which always put them in trouble; for example, they tried to 'hold' the bottom of a hill that had Pakael shooting down on them and Noah shooting them from the house opposite. If one team doesn't fuck them, the other will. Axel made this position call 4 times in scrims and they died in 3 of them. He then decided to make the same call on tournament day which is where Selen detached and she died early. Small wonder she was heartbroken by that.
What was interesting to me though was the lack of faith at least Axel seemed to have in their ability to take 3v3s. TSB were arguably one of the strongest teams at taking fights in the whole tournament, and in scrims they fucked up Noah's team so badly they either outright died or were forced to disengage - this included a fight in the very house that, on tournament day, they didn't dare push and ended up getting caught out.
All this is to say that TSB were a very strong team that had all players in the wrong roles. I'd like to see TSB come back one day in the future, with Selen as IGL. I think they'll become the team they want to be at that point.
And hey, as I've always said, these tournaments always create these stories of victory and humiliation. Selen should know better than anyone what her oshi Chihiro has had to endure participating in these things. Even this very tournament had some mild drama with Astel, Ars and Sena not really getting along very well but they did really well in the end. Nekota Tsuna and Tokoyami Towa are reunited since the former graduated from Niji and they finished dead last. AQF dominated scrims and finished 12th.
I think Selen has realised she can't just turn up to a tournament after not touching Apex for months at a time and roll the likes of Noah. For better or worse, we may very well be entering an arc where Selen and Axel take their practice more seriously in the hopes of reuniting in the future, and that'll be fucking awesome.
At the very least, I hope the three of them realise that this last month was just a lot of great content, and that their performance on the day doesn't undo the value of their work as content creators for their respective content creator companies.
I doubt we've seen the last of TSB.
The problem was that the quality of Selen's fight calls are entirely dependent on:
A) The quality of Axel's rotations and
B) The fact that Axel often tried to take over Fight IGL whenever he saw a team he thought he could maybe kill anyway.
Axel was given only a month to learn how to rotate at a similar level of quality to other players like Noah, Qpi, Gorilla etc which was just never going to happen. His methodology seemed to centre around recognising 'good spots' based on where he saw other pro teams go in similar rings, and even Noct had to tell him that just because it worked in some VOD doesn't mean the current game he's in has any of the same circumstances.
In other words, Axel would land them in incredibly unsafe spots or outright drop them out in the open in front of other teams, and then pass the IGL over to Selen to take over the fight calls. She couldn't.
This isn't 'blame', by the way. If Selen refused to be IGL then her counter-calling and subsequent knocking of Axel's confidence is entirely on her - and I think her vow to become an IGL in the future may indicate that to have been the case.
Even so, Axel seemingly didn't learn some obvious bad landing spots which always put them in trouble; for example, they tried to 'hold' the bottom of a hill that had Pakael shooting down on them and Noah shooting them from the house opposite. If one team doesn't fuck them, the other will. Axel made this position call 4 times in scrims and they died in 3 of them. He then decided to make the same call on tournament day which is where Selen detached and she died early. Small wonder she was heartbroken by that.
What was interesting to me though was the lack of faith at least Axel seemed to have in their ability to take 3v3s. TSB were arguably one of the strongest teams at taking fights in the whole tournament, and in scrims they fucked up Noah's team so badly they either outright died or were forced to disengage - this included a fight in the very house that, on tournament day, they didn't dare push and ended up getting caught out.
All this is to say that TSB were a very strong team that had all players in the wrong roles. I'd like to see TSB come back one day in the future, with Selen as IGL. I think they'll become the team they want to be at that point.
And hey, as I've always said, these tournaments always create these stories of victory and humiliation. Selen should know better than anyone what her oshi Chihiro has had to endure participating in these things. Even this very tournament had some mild drama with Astel, Ars and Sena not really getting along very well but they did really well in the end. Nekota Tsuna and Tokoyami Towa are reunited since the former graduated from Niji and they finished dead last. AQF dominated scrims and finished 12th.
I think Selen has realised she can't just turn up to a tournament after not touching Apex for months at a time and roll the likes of Noah. For better or worse, we may very well be entering an arc where Selen and Axel take their practice more seriously in the hopes of reuniting in the future, and that'll be fucking awesome.
At the very least, I hope the three of them realise that this last month was just a lot of great content, and that their performance on the day doesn't undo the value of their work as content creators for their respective content creator companies.
I doubt we've seen the last of TSB.
Anyway, I'll continue to be here less for the foreseeable as I have a lot going on.
Take your meds. Don't let this place come as dangerously close to being a /vt/ overflow as it was a month ago. Watch Kotoka Torahime whenever you can.
Speaking of the funny dragon, she's live with Pomu. Playing Minceraft 2.
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