Hear me out on this, If you're listening to a stream on your speakers and you point your speakers at your crotch so that the sound waves will pass by your dick, doesn't that technically means that a girl's voice has touched your dick and sense her voice came from her mouth by working our way down the source it means that a girls mouth was on your dick. Now before you say I'm crazy for thinking about this which admittedly I am, let me ask you this, would you rather stay a kissless virgin for the rest of your life, or would you rather use a bit of creative logic which in itself is a bit of an oxymoron, but at least you get the chance to ascend
It could always be worse, for some watching funky town probably gave them a chub