Hey, remember the Twitch drama from the other day?
After that: FLORIDA MAN
After that: FLORIDA MAN
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It's nice to feel represented on a Pippa stream. I wonder if she will play our state's official game: Meth or Fentanyl?
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No, it was so dumb and pathetic that my brain instantly deprecated that part of my memory in order to retain what little sanity i have left in a kind of self-preservational bout of biological book burning, but thanks for reminding me you fucken bloody bastard.
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"We're banning gambling! Ok, not poker or sports betting, because we're hack frauds." - Twitch
I hate these retarded policies that are so compromised that they're worthless.
Oh no, as a Florida Man, I'm wondering how hard she is going to go in on my fellow methheads. Big reason why Florida Man is a thing is due to the media having extremely easy access to police records in the state.
It's also because we're batshit insane but everyone knows that.
That's because sports betting is advertised everywhere at all times, plus it's also an American Pastime.
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It's also one of the places with the most scammers selling picks. In either case, I'm not for banning gambling streams, I just think it's retarded to punish people for liking slots but not poker as both are methods of gambling that people get overly invested in. Just what's the point of fucking over that group in particular?
Man I don't know where to even begin for my most favorite headline or story of Floridaman. I think my personal favorite one is the zombie flordiaman that was high off bathsalt and ate another dudes face!
Bath salt news article
what's your favorite flordiaman story/headline?
Bath salt news article
what's your favorite flordiaman story/headline?
Florida Man Throws Alligator Into Wendy's Drive-Thru Window
He has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
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Maybe it's due to the fact that poker is considered a 'sport' that people compete at on national TV, while slots is just watching some bars move and it's 100% luck based. I agree that it's fucking stupid though, either ban none or ban all (would prefer none).
That's at least a monthly occurrence if you live near swampy areas and by the everglades. I'm partial to ones involving squirrels like this one:Florida Man Throws Alligator Into Wendy's Drive-Thru Window
He has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapontime.com
Man Accused of Feeding Meth to ‘Attack Squirrel' Arrested
A man accused by police of feeding methamphetamines to his pet squirrel to make him an “attack squirrel” has been arrested.
www.nbcmiami.com
Agreed as in weird to only ban certain types of betting. Never been a gambling man, never would advocate for someone to do so. As for slots, it means you can't have people playing one of the latest games from Konami, the Castlevania slot machine.... (Bitter about Konami? Never....)
OR, the most awesome part of Florida:Maybe it's due to the fact that poker is considered a 'sport' that people compete at on national TV, while slots is just watching some bars move and it's 100% luck based. I agree that it's fucking stupid though, either ban none or ban all (would prefer none).
That's at least a monthly occurrence if you live near swampy areas and by the everglades. I'm partial to ones involving squirrels like this one:
Man Accused of Feeding Meth to ‘Attack Squirrel' Arrested
A man accused by police of feeding methamphetamines to his pet squirrel to make him an “attack squirrel” has been arrested.
Florida sheriff urges homeowners to shoot intruders and ‘save taxpayers money’
Santa Rosa Sheriff Bob Johnson encouraged homeowners in his Florida county to shoot home invaders to help potentially save tax dollars.
nypost.com
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I think this one is the most unusual, and sounds exceptionally fake but then again it's Florida.
it's time to throw hands dude
also the song is a 3/5 in hololive catalogue but the video is straight up 5/5
Can I get a bronze badge for being the third poster in the thread?
It's not real, but it might as well be true.
Ah, Florida. Land of nonchalantly getting a cheap taser at SecurityWorld at the local mall. I miss Miami...sometimes.
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I had a brief moment where I thought Subaru was dressed up as Jill from Resident Evil. It works for me (RE 2: Remastered skin mod when?).
Off-topic tax:
I had a brief moment where I thought Subaru was dressed up as Jill from Resident Evil. It works for me (RE 2: Remastered skin mod when?).
Man, a Subaru post with a Florida-man post. This feels like this was designed for me.
"What part of Florida do you live?"
"The south."
"Oh, like Miami?"
"What?? No. North-West Florida."
The panhandle is part based and part retarded. It's fill with old people just wanting to relax before they die, beach/tourist towns, and then there's the Bama-lite drug addicts. In other words, it's just a nice little slice of heaven. Anything beats living in fucking Broward though.
I just woke up and read this. Damn vermintide ruining everything.
While I woke up, I also discovered a very unusual piece of artwork on Pippa's fanart hashtag.
Definitely fake, given that the only references to it are from this image and not an actual news website. Too bad.
This one. Which has ever so gracefully been animated since it was covered on a podcast I enjoy listening to.
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