Ladies, I'd like to let you know that there are true connoisseurs of real beauty out there. People who appreciate you not despite, but for being what you are. People who'd much rather ride the open steppe than climb mountains.
Where lesser beings are easily led astray by the bountiful bosoms of basic bitches, we know better. We know that perfection doesn't come forth when there is nothing more to add, but rather when there is nothing more to take away.
We ride with the great khan, breaking down the walls of discrimination that have been erected against women whose beauty shines through the subtlety of their curves. And when we claim our price, be safe in knowing with absolute certainty that you weren't just second best.
You were what we wanted all along.