General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[RestlessRain]

Proctor asks if your Oshi is a Shark, a Minnow, or a Jellyfish


Well inmates? What will it be?

This wasn't worth a post, let alone a separate announcement of said post.

 

[NeneHATE]

Proctor asks if your Oshi is a Shark, a Minnow, or a Jellyfish


Well inmates? What will it be?

Translation: Women are women, but I fooled myself into thinking some women are better than other women, therefore the ones I like are better.

Also this analogy ignores the fact that jellyfish are literally predators who appear harmless and mindless but catch unsuspecting passerby by stinging them to death.

 

[No way dude]

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Because all your oshis are fat, retarded whores!!!

That explains the infection here

 

[USS IOWA]

Proctor asks if your Oshi is a Shark, a Minnow, or a Jellyfish


Well inmates? What will it be?

Chicken.

 

[VSoyBoy]

jellyfish are literally predators who appear harmless and mindless but catch unsuspecting passerby by stinging them to death.

Guys will literally just read this and type "wife"

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

Speak for yourself

Her... Her flabby stomach...

IT'S ALL GONE!!!

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Her... Her flabby stomach...

IT'S ALL GONE!!!
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literally 1984

 

[RestlessRain]

Nah I have just become a grifter and will now farm karma by anti-ing Holo because it's the thing to do, my dramafag career has only begun! What should I stan bros? Phase, vshojo or indies? What will get me the most clout?

Find a two-view that streams three times a month and proclaim that supporting this two-view indicates the obvious superiority in your taste over everyone else. Anyone that agrees with you is obviously correct and anyone that doesn't agree with you is a numberfagging normie ruining the hobby. Oh, and corpos are dying and the future is indie. Don't forget to doompost that anything even remotely negative happening to Hololive is a sign of its impending collapse. Someone two minutes late for stream? The end of Hololive is near. Collab rescheduled for next week? The end of Hololive is near. And if someone cancels a stream for the day with only a few hours notice, you better believe the end of Hololive is near.

Hope you found this helpful.

 

[NotScuddle]

Find a two-view that streams three times a month and proclaim that supporting this two-view indicates the obvious superiority in your taste. Anyone that agrees with you is obviously correct and anyone that doesn't agree with you is a numberfagging normie ruining the hobby, and the future is indie. Don't forget to doompost that anything even remotely negative happening to Hololive is a sign of its impending collapse. Someone two minutes late for stream? The end of Hololive is near. Collab rescheduled for next week? The end of Hololive is near. And if someone cancels a stream for the day with only a few hours notice, you better believe the end of Hololive is near.

Proctor you're logged into the wrong account

 

[NeneHATE]

Proctor you're logged into the wrong account

So are you my guy

 

[RestlessRain]

Proctor

Literally the worst I've been insulted since joining this site.

 

[Egg the Boiled]

Also this analogy ignores the fact that jellyfish are literally predators who appear harmless and mindless but catch unsuspecting passerby by stinging them to death.

I guess it worked on Proctor.

 

[electronic elephant]

Mumei informing her New Years collab-mates about french staryu and starmie.

 

[Titanosaurus]

Proctor asks if your Oshi is a Shark, a Minnow, or a Jellyfish


Well inmates? What will it be?

"Prior to vtubing going mainstream, most were part of various VR chat cliques."
Interesting

 

[RestlessRain]

 

[The Peanut Gallery]

One last bug stream before the year is up

 

[Lurker McSpic]

Proctor asks if your Oshi is a Shark, a Minnow, or a Jellyfish


Well inmates? What will it be?

he can peek behind the curtain and he comes up with the the basic gist of female dynamics and business in general. I can't wait what other wisdom he can drop on us next year

 

[shipmate_F]

Are you retarded? All the whores moving to Fansly doesn't mean they'll ever abandon to Twitch or Youtube, they'll just use those platforms to advertise and get people to go to their Fansly. This is literally the Twitch whore meta.

New Year goals are supposed to be unrealistic so you don't feel bad when you don't achieve it.

 

[Bug Eater]

Because all your oshis are fat, retarded whores!!!

My oshi is just fat and retarded, thank you very much.

 

[Zizara]

I don't know what I expected but I'm underwhelmed. Minus the fish analogy this is all fairly obvious for online content in general.

I get the point, not super insightful if you've been paying attention for long enough or just know a lot about entertainment industries in general, but I guess Proctor's feeling it strongly after his forays. Undercut a bit by his usual habit of excessive prose though.