General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

"Waah i want tiddy fishman why are you being islamic?!"

Absolute Yamanbas mad they have to spend a little money, comission some NSFW art if you're so starved for 2d tits. Especially egregious using DIZZY for example. Just superchat the money and ask her to jiggle, dumb fuck.

Nah it's horseshit. It ain't a little money. They did the same last year for a CHANCE at the art. And if you were lucky like me you got a ton of Keychains. But Phase is more popular now so maybe they will get more suckers to "roll" for these.

 

[Titanosaurus]

The fishman was on phase weekly, saying that some of the alt versions of the art would be only available via gacha boxes. Well, it seems like some fans did not get that memo, and are now having a melty in the replies about "the boob window being covered and only in the gacha boxes"







EDIT: Like I get it, gacha boxes are mostly meh and you’re rolling for a chance and I’d rather be able to just grab the merch I want, but they already put the “covered up” ones on the store to buy, there has to be some incentive to earn more money for phase since they’ve already gutted the box by selling the Christmas standees. These “fans” just want to see the revenue dry up and will blame the fish when they realize he doesn’t have enough money to fund concerts or 3Ds.

They should have put all their holiday shit on the store at the same time. I just ordered Xmas stuff and I'm not going to pay shipping again already. I'd inquire about combining pending orders, but I actually don't want to spend 20$ to look at the side of somebodies head.

 

[RestlessRain]

Phase has put the alternate art up. The difference: more anime titties. Lumi, Airi and Dizzy are the easiest examples to spot between the two.



I actually like the covered-up version slightly more, but both are pretty nice.

 

[shipmate_F]

What did Fishman mean by this?

And gacha for merchandise is never excusable, he should be bitch-slapped by merely considering it.

 

[ponwolf]

Seems the gooners won because the alt arts are available on the store now

 

[Scoots]

Speaking of merch My Beans are safe!

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

All this bitching about boobie art is funny, but anything incentivizing improving your handling of merch ain't a bad thing. Now build a fucking JP warehouse you little shit

(she will remember this at random moments for the rest of her life)

 

[JusticeDog]

Phase has put the alternate art up. The difference: more anime titties. Lumi, Airi and Dizzy are the easiest examples to spot between the two.



I actually like the covered-up version slightly more, but both are pretty nice.

How come Clara has the huge cleavage on both versions unlike all the others who had it hidden for one.

 

[superduper]

Nemcro WILL show her feet if you get her to 10k on Twitter and YouTube. If you want to see her small Chinese feet, make sure to follow and subscribe respectively if you haven't already! It's not a threat, it's a promise! Oh, and there's a cover too I guess...

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[Todd's Strongest Howard]

(if you are working I'm sorry and I hope you can get away with being as un-productive as possible)

Do you know how easy it is to upcharge people on billing for holiday hours though? I'll do a good job because I don't want people disputing shit and I can spread my name/business as someone that doesn't turn off for the holidays when so many other people take time off during the season.

Whenever sometime reveals they made it past the first few Hilo audition rounds, I'm always curious which character they were being considered for.

Rui sounds like the gremlin type so I'm assuming she was in the running for Gigi. I pretty sure I remember Nerissa saying she went pretty far in Myth's auditions, maybe she was being considered for Kiara or Calli. Landscape would be way different if we had a theater kid grim reaper instead of a rapper.

I have no idea why I feel this way, but I have a strong sense that Caitlin would've fit Amelia. I can just really envision her voice coming out of Ame's model.

 

[Helkar]

All this bitching about boobie art is funny, but anything incentivizing improving your handling of merch ain't a bad thing. Now build a fucking JP warehouse you little shit

Bear's like "it's ok things can always be worse"

 

[Abomination]

Nemcro WILL show her feet if you get her to 10k on Twitter and YouTube. If you want to see her small Chinese feet, make sure to follow and subscribe respectively if you haven't already! It's not a threat, it's a promise! Oh, and there's a cover too I guess...

 

[NeneHATE]

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Watame celebrating the departure of whores such as fauna and chloe, I can't believe Holo is infested with such catty bitches and barely contained animosity!

IIRC VShojo also specifically stated it was okay for people to share their audition tapes if they were denied.

Vshojo is the exception, not the norm.

 

[Smelliest007]

What's the deal with Commando? The 1985 Arnold film, that is.

I might've missed one or two, but here are the holo JP members who have done watchalongs for it:
AZKi
Subaru
Kanata
Watame
Fubuki (two separate times)
Polka (two separate times)
Polka with Haachama
Polka with Fubuki (two separate times!)
NePoLaBo (so Polka has watched it on stream six times)
Koyori
Ririka
Vivi
And as a bonus, Patra has also done one.

Here are the holo EN members who have done a watchalong for that Hollywood movie:
...

If it was just one member seeing it often, I wouldn't think much of it, like with Fubuki having done three watchalongs for The Greatest Showman, but is Commando in particular some kind of classic hag movie in Japan or something? Or is Polka talking everybody into seeing it for themselves?

Found this right now.

 

[I Wanna Die]

What did Fishman mean by this?

And gacha for merchandise is never excusable, he should be bitch-slapped by merely considering it.

Fishman does a lot of annoying shit when it comes to merch. A lot of the alt outfit merch is only available either in the Lucky Boxes or IRL at cons, for example Dizzy's Phase Channel outfit standee in the lucky box and Shiina's Kani outfit standee at Cons.

 

[Grandmaster Robin]

Polish witch is back with Miside

 

[Scoots]

Cersea and Enya did legally distinct hot ones
Enya: Tonya matches my freak at all times she'll know exactly the lewd thing I mention and Lisa is just screaming in the corner "you freaks!" It's two rabid animals trapped in a room with a very innocent sheep and it's hilarious. Tonya matches my freak and Lisa matches my tism

And here's a supercut of Oozora Police

 

[Lurker McSpic]

Cersea and Enya did legally distinct hot ones
Enya: Tonya matches my freak at all times she'll know exactly the lewd thing I mention and Lisa is just screaming in the corner "you freaks!" It's two rabid animals trapped in a room with a very innocent sheep and it's hilarious. Tonya matches my freak and Lisa matches my tism

And here's a supercut of Oozora Police

I think is safe to say that the pirate girl from idol is fucked in the ass. It's been like a month since she got her monetization taken away and I don't think brave has enough pull to get head pajeet on the line. It's extra fucked that the trannoid who deleted her channel managed to get it back but the girl who just caught a stray isn't getting it back.

 

[El Rrata]

So the rat revealed today that she made a new friend recently that came to her Christmas party she hosted the other day.


That friend being Hanon, who is one of Honeyworks singers.



Seems like they met through a mutual friend that Bae had invited to the dinner, since Hanon listened to Bae's honeyworks song on repeat when she was on her way to her place. They had the roasted chicken Bae posted on Twitter the other day. They ended up playing Mario Kart and Mario Party while drinking. Apparently, the couch she has is also super comfy because people, like Bijou, keep asking where she got it lol.

Good to hear the rat is making friends.

 

[frz]

First off;

Second;

It's not made entirely out of triangles. But more of a mix of Quadrilaterals, some triangles and a Parallelogram.

Essentially is a better wording than entirely I guess
The point was basing every letter off white triangle in the middle. If it was only made with "But more of a mix of Quadrilaterals, some triangles and a Parallelogram" in mind, it would look less ugly and more memorable. Just look at how they tried to write V and it ended up looking like a T

Not saving you from calling you company "Virtual "Ohhhhhhh" Live Streaming Productions" though

I felt deja vu with this VOLs situation, and i remembered now what i observed a few times:
Them getting oneguyed and overreacting (any reaction at all really) to most milquetoast vanilla meme looks a lot like they're bad financially and panicking, doing random things that don't cost money and almost never address real problems, but are "proper, standard" things to do.

Like, your wares are shit and store is swamped with returns, but you order workers to decorate for every holiday and rotate fake sale price tags instead of getting better wares.

You don't need to be a genius to know they are bleeding money. The company was established for a year and their biggest streamer has like 10k subs.
Also going for flips is absolutely tonedeaf. It's a famous scene for not making any money and most of the casual watcher uses Facebook Live.

Whenever sometime reveals they made it past the first few Hilo audition rounds, I'm always curious which character they were being considered for.

Rui sounds like the gremlin type so I'm assuming she was in the running for Gigi. I pretty sure I remember Nerissa saying she went pretty far in Myth's auditions, maybe she was being considered for Kiara or Calli. Landscape would be way different if we had a theater kid grim reaper instead of a rapper.

where did this fantasy about nerissa getting far into myth audition comes from. Nerissa didn't make it pass the first round.
hololive's first round of audition is video reviews (mini youtube battle royale). You basically make a short clip to show your ability/how interesting you are. Then the more viewed ones get passed onto 2nd round. Nerissa had almost 1 view on her video. A holo staff clicked her video, got immediately turned off by her fake kiara voice and clicked off.


Honestly though if you made it pass the first round, you already left a deep impression and well liked by the staffs. 2nd and 3rd interview are just to get to know you better/if you can fit in with the environment. So the flip was being an absolute retard. I really think hololive only rejected her because Justice was heavily EU-themed and Gigi took the only available non-EU slot.