Election Spergery 2024 Containment Zone

[The Proctor]

It's Election Night in the US. I am not a US citizen, so I do not particularly care about US politics. What I do care about it laughing at people who both do care, and are also very stupid.

This is not a politics thread. I don't want any sperging about who to vote for or any nonsense like that. What this thread is for is very simple; laughing at vtubers with TDS/KDS. Vtubing wasn't quite mainstream enough in 2022 for there to be a huge amount of vtuber-related political salt to mine, but there are now thousands more vtubers out there who feel they need to contaminate the medium with braindead takes about how Trump being elected will magically cause all trans people in the world to spontaneously combust.

Given how pozzed vtubing already is, I expect that regardless of who wins, there will be a gargantuan amount of salt spilled on this topic. This thread is a containment space for archiving and highlighting these posts.

If enough material is collected, I might make a stream about it, though my distaste for political discourse in general is deep enough that I might not do so unless there are some legendarily stupid things worthy of discussion. A Zentraya containment break would be great, but Ironmouse probably has her finger poised on the remote control of his genital clamp after the BLM incident.

 

[Negzana]

I really have only one hot political take to share

Spoiler: My one political take

You know they are always coming up to me- they walk up to me and say “President Trump, President Trump, whats happening in vtubing this week?” They ask me where is Gawr Gura they ask me. They ask me if Ironmouse deserved her game award. And I say- well I have to say- I have to be honest, I can’t keep up with all the vtubers. Theres too many. Theyre all very talented very impressive but me I only have time for FUWAMOCO. I watch FUWAMOCO because there are two of them- two vtubers for the price of one. Sleepy Joe won’t tell you that. KAMALA won’t tell you that. Theyre probably still watching Mori Calliope, very nasty woman. But I watch FUWAMOCO because there are two of them- two very talented girls. Fuwawa and Mococo, the fluffy one and the fuzzy one. And my fellow ruffians, they have to ask “But President Trump, which is better?” and I have to say I love them both I love Fuwawa and Mococo. They’re a package deal folks not even the democrats can split them up. FUWAMOCO.

 

[thhrang]

I am going to shill good streams tonight, one of which is actually on-topic for VTubers and the other is not.

 

[Lurker McSpic]

someone stalk kronii alt I want to see her seethe

 

[Security]

Should we place bets which one will be first to flip out on main if Trump wins/takes the lead? Remember, has to be main, not roommate.

 

[lolwatagain]

Should we place bets which one will be first to flip out on main if Trump wins/takes the lead? Remember, has to be main, not roommate.

Marina or Mana. It's a coin flip between either of them.

 

[Security]

Marina or Mana. It's a coin flip between either of them.

Too easy. I should specify it be from a vtuber who doesn't usually go into politics. Standard vtuber, on main, sperging out.

 

[Negzana]

Too easy. I should specify it be from a vtuber who doesn't usually go into politics. Standard vtuber, on main, sperging out.

No hologirls will do it because their corpo will bonk them. A Phase girl might do it, might not, not sure.

I highly bet someone from Niji will

 

[Abomination]

 

[Bronze]

here comes the b int thread 3: sister's revenge

 

[furaibou]

Should we place bets which one will be first to flip out on main if Trump wins/takes the lead? Remember, has to be main, not roommate.

Hololive will be boring on this, I'm sure Yagoo doesn't allow political sperging in his company. The indies will be your best bet.

 

[Sankisei]

someone stalk kronii alt I want to see her seethe

Kinda nothing will come out because she is a Korean/Canadian and unlike other Canadian vtubers she doesnt seem to care enough about USA politics

Should we place bets which one will be first to flip out on main if Trump wins/takes the lead? Remember, has to be main, not roommate.

I want to bet on some VSJ girl but they seem to be not allowed to sperg about politics anymore

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Hololive will be boring on this, I'm sure Yagoo doesn't allow political sperging in his company. The indies will be your best bet.

I want to say Nijisisters, but they're probably going to celebrate if orange man wins, 'cause muh genocide.

Little do they know they're cheering on the man with a Jewish son in law who was explicitly endorsed by Netanyahu.

[Genocide Intensifies]

 

[Negzana]

Apparently Ayame's rm is commenting on the election. Says she supports the one who would further Aryan interests and abandon support for South Korea.

I want to say Nijisisters, but they're probably going to celebrate if orange man wins, 'cause muh genocide.

Little do they know they're cheering on the man with a Jewish son in law who was explicitly endorsed by Netanyahu.

[Genocide Intensifies]

Pretty sure Kushner and Ivanka are borderline disowned by Trump

 

[Lurker McSpic]

Should we place bets which one will be first to flip out on main if Trump wins/takes the lead? Remember, has to be main, not roommate.

Holo: shiori, the brony bitch that I can't remember her name and kiara but only if she's having a menhera week
phase: hime and clara
idol: punkalopi can't remember the name and at least one of the ES crew

 

[furaibou]

Holo: shiori, the brony bitch that I can't remember her name and kiara but only if she's having a menhera week
phase: hime and clara
idol: punkalopi can't remember the name and at least one of the ES crew

I keep hearing that Trump is the reincarnation of Austrian mustache man, so Kiara should be thrilled as a fellow Austrian.