This has got to be the most fucked up shot-chaser set of tweets ever.
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"Oh no my neighbor heard me blowing my own back out for an audience for the price of a baconator I'm so ashamed!" -- presumably because apartment walls are so thin.
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Wait what's this about "leaving the office and going home"? This wasn't at home? You're POAB'ing AT WORK?
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Wait, your BOSS provides you a private office to POAB in AT WORK while I guess you ASSUME no one else is watching
do u rly beleb dat And your COWORKER got in trouble for CATCHING you doing unholy things to yourself in public
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I don't even know what further commentary I can provide who the hell is this? And why hasn't Azehara notified us about her yet?
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