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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
I have never seen porn because the LORD above told me to not touch myself or else I will go to hell, sir.
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CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
Are you telling me that the postman's cousin's pizza delivery guy isn't about to randomly enter my house to deliver a whole salami but then find my half-zimbabwean niece masturbating on the fridge while I juggle busts of obama in my secret control room so he can then insert said salami up her left nostril until the noise makes me wander out of my secret satanic ritual to find out that the entire apartment complex has engaged in a week long bukkake/bake sale within my livingroom that lasted so long that without food some of them straight up died and were then ritually cannibalized by the survivors?
to the penis explosion chamber with you.


got me to laugh tho
 

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022

Gintoki

White Yaksha
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Amano Serafi has been reading too much /vt/.

 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
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reinigen

Dang it
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PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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Amano Serafi has been reading too much /vt/.
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Her first mistake was being on 4Chan. Her second was admitting to being on 4Chan. Her third and greatest was clearly searching for her character... on 4Chan.

There are limits to how far one should ever allow their curiosity to go. LIMITS.
 

Just pretending

The Great Bald Rrat
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Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Her first mistake was being on 4Chan. Her second was admitting to being on 4Chan. Her third and greatest was clearly searching for her character... on 4Chan.

There are limits to how far one should ever allow their curiosity to go. LIMITS.
Her greatest mistake was encouraging that coomer by saying his dick looked nice. Now others will try to get theirs judged.
 

reinigen

Dang it
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Her greatest mistake was encouraging that coomer by saying his dick looked nice. Now others will try to get theirs judged.
I can't wait til the "Serafi Judges Your Dick" general pops up.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Freshwater Shiorin
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PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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Her greatest mistake was encouraging that coomer by saying his dick looked nice. Now others will try to get theirs judged.

I can't wait til the "Serafi Judges Your Dick" general pops up.

At some level, I think her brain was processing that she was basically setting herself up for that after admitting to having seen the content. It strikes me that there's a reason Cover keeps a specific type of reins on their talents. This is exactly the YabIRYS type of issue, haha.
 

Short

God Damn the Sun
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023

The Proctor

Manager Arc Unlocked?
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Lovebug Proctologist
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
Now others will try to get theirs judged.

I personally feel this process is too random and chaotic. Somebody needs to come out and set proper standards for this kind of thing. We need rules, like for speedrunning. You need a decent camera, proper lighting, etc. There should be a cryptographically signed app that you can use to reliably establish how long you've been abstaining beforehand, so tributes can be properly categorized without getting the habitual coomers with good genetics mistaken for the occasional indulgers who might not have so much in reserve.

yes, this is a joke I thought way too hard about, you imbeciles.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
TFW your oshis will never say you have a nice cock

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The Proctor

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God's Strongest Mozumite

Mega Mozu Milkers.
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Amano Serafi has been reading too much /vt/.
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Her greatest mistake was encouraging that coomer by saying his dick looked nice. Now others will try to get theirs judged.
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Jokes on you, Kirsche compliments my cock every time I post pictures of it.
finally found a roll too small for you? :toiletpaperroll:
 

La+ de Central Norte

General of the second army commanded by Gozaru
Joined:  Apr 23, 2023

God's Strongest Dragoon

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logitech

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Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
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