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Are you telling me that the postman's cousin's pizza delivery guy isn't about to randomly enter my house to deliver a whole salami but then find my half-zimbabwean niece masturbating on the fridge while I juggle busts of obama in my secret control room so he can then insert said salami up her left nostril until the noise makes me wander out of my secret satanic ritual to find out that the entire apartment complex has engaged in a week long bukkake/bake sale within my livingroom that lasted so long that without food some of them straight up died and were then ritually cannibalized by the survivors?
Her first mistake was being on 4Chan. Her second was admitting to being on 4Chan. Her third and greatest was clearly searching for her character... on 4Chan.
There are limits to how far one should ever allow their curiosity to go. LIMITS.
Her first mistake was being on 4Chan. Her second was admitting to being on 4Chan. Her third and greatest was clearly searching for her character... on 4Chan.
There are limits to how far one should ever allow their curiosity to go. LIMITS.
At some level, I think her brain was processing that she was basically setting herself up for that after admitting to having seen the content. It strikes me that there's a reason Cover keeps a specific type of reins on their talents. This is exactly the YabIRYS type of issue, haha.
I personally feel this process is too random and chaotic. Somebody needs to come out and set proper standards for this kind of thing. We need rules, like for speedrunning. You need a decent camera, proper lighting, etc. There should be a cryptographically signed app that you can use to reliably establish how long you've been abstaining beforehand, so tributes can be properly categorized without getting the habitual coomers with good genetics mistaken for the occasional indulgers who might not have so much in reserve.
yes, this is a joke I thought way too hard about, you imbeciles.
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