Culinary Catastrophes

[TKN_Lurker]

9 hour fish porridge?

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

9 hour fish porridge?

I really want to see Onigiri and Kaela collab to make one of Kaela's cursed dishes. Giri would probably burn the rice though.

 

[TKN_Lurker]

I really want to see Onigiri and Kaela collab to make one of Kaela's cursed dishes. Giri would probably burn the rice though.

Maybe that's how you get that 'wok hei' those Southeast Asians keep talking about. Adds that smokey flavour you know?

 

[Saturnus]

Yeah when "people" talk about eating pizza by slicing a slice up with scissors it gets a side-eye "weird but okay".
But when I eat it by dipping it into a small side of Ketchup instead of absolutely destroying it in ranch...

 

[Smelliest007]

9 hour fish porridge?

Nine fucking hours?

 

[VSoyBoy]

 

[Saturnus]

I took more offense at eating French fries with a fork than the initial unholy process of making them soggy.

 

[Realticule]

Yeah when "people" talk about eating pizza by slicing a slice up with scissors it gets a side-eye "weird but okay".
But when I eat it by dipping it into a small side of Ketchup instead of absolutely destroying it in ranch...

Just hire a pizza scraper to scrape the toppings off and then add a little ketch up instead of dipping it like a heathen.

 

[Koronesuki]

Yeah when "people" talk about eating pizza by slicing a slice up with scissors it gets a side-eye "weird but okay".
But when I eat it by dipping it into a small side of Ketchup instead of absolutely destroying it in ranch...

I think that dipping pizza into ranch is just as weird as dipping it into ketchup.

Why not dip it into marinara instead of ketchup though?

 

[Lazarus]

That's a strange way of saying "my noodle arms are too weak to use a pizza cutter." Scissors would take a lot longer than just running the wheel over it 4 times.

 

[BlueSharkTV]

I think that dipping pizza into ranch is just as weird as dipping it into ketchup.

Why not dip it into marinara instead of ketchup though?

the sweetness of ketchup adds quite a lot to it because of certain toppings being salty or them going well with sweet things in general.

 

[agility_]

These Pizza-fundamentalism discussions would go much faster if the offending parties would just switch to quiches, which is what they are actually creating when piling toppings upon toppings on flatbread crust.

 

[Koronesuki]

Real men don't eat quiche.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Just hire a pizza scraper to scrape the toppings off and then add a little ketch up instead of dipping it like a heathen.

The hell is a pizza scraper?

the sweetness of ketchup adds quite a lot to it because of certain toppings being salty or them going well with sweet things in general.

If you want to add sweetness to your pizza, add pineapple like a normal person.

 

[Lazarus]

If you want to add sweetness to your pizza, add pineapple like a normal person.

So much heresy...

 

[Realticule]

The hell is a pizza scraper?

Look at this proletariat, he doesn't know what a pizza scraper is.

Shylily delenda est

Oy vey, you goy don't know how to even eat a simple pizza. The best way is to scrape off the top and leave the crust for the poors.

The best is hiring an Italian to be the professional pizza scraper to stand there table side and scrape pizzas for you.

 

[VSoyBoy]

 

[MerelyTourist]

looks like he cooked it in microwave in this very plate

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Wish he would have taken the picture before eating it instead.

 

[dkn2038]

Wemi is Ember’s mom confirmed.

Crossposting deserved