Culinary Catastrophes

[Koronesuki]

Shylily delenda est

I saw the knife and fork, and I thought, "That's not so bad. Some people do eat pizza with a knife and fork." Then I saw what she did with them. Unacceptable.

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Haachama cooking karaage that probably doesn't belong in this thread:

 

[Lazarus]

Shylily delenda est

I saw the knife and fork, and I thought, "That's not so bad. Some people do eat pizza with a knife and fork." Then I saw what she did with them. Unacceptable.

Using a knife and fork is only sometimes justifiable if it's a massive slice of Chicago deep dish that would break under it's own weight if you tried to pick it up. What she did, however, is utterly psychotic.

 

[Koronesuki]

Chicago deep dish

 

[Lazarus]

You're adorable Roara but you're also wrong, that is indeed a pizza and one of the best kinds. Has anyone shown her Detroit-style yet to see what sort of tantrum would result?

 

[Realticule]

What she did, however, is utterly psychotic.

What's wrong with what she did? Do you not peel a banana or shell a peanut?

 

[Lazarus]

What's wrong with what she did? Do you not peel a banana or shell a peanut?

Banana peels and peanut shells are not edible (you could try but you'll regret it), pizza crust however is meant to be eaten. She scrapped off the toppings and left the crust, if you're not going to eat the crust then just make a pizza bowl instead and stop wasting ingredients.

 

[Realticule]

Banana peels and peanut shells are not edible (you could try but you'll regret it), pizza crust however is meant to be eaten. She scrapped off the toppings and left the crust, if you're not going to eat the crust then just make a pizza bowl instead and stop wasting ingredients.

Oy vey, you goy don't know how to even eat a simple pizza. The best way is to scrape off the top and leave the crust for the poors.

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Oy vey, you goy don't know how to even eat a simple pizza. The best way is to scrape off the top and leave the crust for the poors.

Is this why the Germans and the Italians formed an alliance?

 

[dkn2038]

Is this why the Germans and the Italians formed an alliance?

this is why holoEN has people from every country involved in WW2

 

[Realticule]

Is this why the Germans and the Italians formed an alliance?

The best is hiring an Italian to be the professional pizza scraper to stand there table side and scrape pizzas for you.

 

[agility_]

Chicago-style would get a massive boost in popularity (not that it needs it) if they changed the name to "Royal Cheese Casserole".

 

[Smelliest007]

You're adorable Roara but you're also wrong, that is indeed a pizza and one of the best kinds. Has anyone shown her Detroit-style yet to see what sort of tantrum would result?

The taste of authentic Detroit pizza is to die for.

 

[Realticule]

The taste of authentic Detroit pizza is to die for.

Literally or figuratively? I mean it is Detroit.

 

[Koronesuki]

The best is hiring an Italian to be the professional pizza scraper to stand there table side and scrape pizzas for you.

They're gonna send you to sleep with the fishes.

 

[Horo7618]

The end times are truly upon us. Some good fucking food.....

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

The end times are truly upon us. Some good fucking food.....

I'll watch your react slop YT vids if you invite me over for dinner, thanks

 

[Helkar]

Your boss tries to impress you with his culinary genius, what's your move?

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

Your boss tries to impress you with his culinary genius, what's your move?

Is Uruka in Canada or Sakana in the States right now?

 

[Helkar]

Is Uruka in Canada or Sakana in the States right now?

Japan.
allegedly/near-certainly

 

[Realticule]

Your boss tries to impress you with his culinary genius, what's your move?

Times must be tough if the boss has to cook and ration your portion to one strip of beef per woman.