Culinary Catastrophes

[NeneLOVE]

The end times are truly upon us. Some good fucking food.....

Not half bad, I would've halved the potatoes at least though, the skin doesn't allow them to slurp up all of the flavors arounnd them properly. She also didn't remove the eyes, which is pretty much a sin.

 

[MerelyTourist]

Giri's cutting board is a crime against carpentry and culinary.

 

[Smelliest007]

Giri's cutting board is a crime against carpentry and culinary.
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Blacklight it.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

ESL Fairy weighs in.

 

[agility_]

It's climbing out of the pot
Go on buddy! You can do it!

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

ESL Fairy weighs in.

Wow, that's a roast, and not what's in the pot.

 

[dkn2038]

 

[Sky Shouter]

Waygu steak a la Kirsche

This should count as a crime against humanity, and I'm not kidding

 

[VSoyBoy]

Waygu steak a la Kirsche

This should count as a crime against humanity, and I'm not kidding

What is this? Bargain bin Ordinary Sausage?

 

[Koronesuki]

@Negronald Trump Mister President, if you're looking for a new chef at the WhiteBlack House, you might want to consider hiring this gentleman.

 

[Realticule]

Waygu steak a la Kirsche

This should count as a crime against humanity, and I'm not kidding

What is it with meat women who pretend to be digital anime women and ketchup?

 

[Negronald Trump]

@Negronald Trump Mister President, if you're looking for a new chef at the WhiteBlack House, you might want to consider hiring this gentleman.

Let me just say, we don't hire whores as chefs, there may be a chance that the food they serve will have some pubic hair or semen and we don't like that, no we don't. My secretary position is open though, she can send her resume anytime, I personally check and approve them.

 

[agility_]

Like you would shy away from a good looking whore.

 

[Koronesuki]

Let me just say, we don't hire whores as chefs, there may be a chance that the food they serve will have some pubic hair or semen and we don't like that, no we don't. My secretary position is open though, she can send her resume anytime, I personally check and approve them.

Begging your pardon, Mister President, but I didn't mean the whore; I meant the chef in the video that she re-tweeted. His method of preparing steak would possibly please your presidential palate.

 

[Negronald Trump]

Begging your pardon, Mister President, but I didn't mean the whore; I meant the chef in the video that she re-tweeted. His method of preparing steak would possibly please your presidential palate.

Let me just say, I will send ICE to your home if you keep mentioning me in this thread. This thread is as disgusting as the cum tablet thread.

 

[ZerroDefex]

Begging your pardon, Mister President, but I didn't mean the whore; I meant the chef in the video that she re-tweeted. His method of preparing steak would possibly please your presidential palate.

Why would the President replace this chef though?

 

[Koronesuki]

I owe you an apology, Mister President. I wasn't really familiar with your chef.

 

[Euthyphro]

I've lost count of how many times I've posted Raki here:

 

[NeneLOVE]

I've lost count of how many times I've posted Raki here:

Neither is a particular crime.

Dropping an egg is inevitable at some point and the noodle bowl doesn't look particularly horrid.

 

[VSoyBoy]