"It's like UK's storage room. It's like they rented out this big hall to store all these things they stole, and they don't know what to do with it, so they just place it bah bah bah, place all this stuff in your face!"Takanashi Kiara (after visiting the British History Museum)

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Nenélove

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Does mixology belong in this thread?

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It looks terrible, but Daiya's still getting sloshed off it. She says it would be good if it wasn't chunky, but I wouldn't drink that.
She promises that she's actually good at this and just chose chaos today. :amextodoubt:

E: Mixing all the drinks resulted in this abomination:
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Yeah, not a good idea to drink all that in one go, she's wasted

Idk who this is, but she's based for that peko mat.
 

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Awoogers

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who in the fuck puts a piece of white fucking bread into the goddamn oven and a broiler at that

man im not even angry im just utterly baffled
 

Nenélove

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who in the fuck puts a piece of white fucking bread into the goddamn oven and a broiler at that

man im not even angry im just utterly baffled
People who's diet consists of 75% ubereats.
 

Awoogers

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People who's diet consists of 75% ubereats.
will 100 percent fuck up a boiled egg somehow as well

like damn theres a fuckton of videos on the internet actually be a woman and make an actual edible sandwich goddamn
 

Nenélove

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will 100 percent fuck up a boiled egg somehow as well

like damn theres a fuckton of videos on the internet actually be a woman and make an actual edible sandwich goddamn
I actually, UNIRONICALLY, watch cooking videos.
I guess it takes a 6' spic shitter to be best housewife.
 

Awoogers

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I actually, UNIRONICALLY, watch cooking videos.
I guess it takes a 6' spic shitter to be best housewife.
i watch cooking stuff hell even generally food when i just want to chill and not think about shit for a few hours
 

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That pan sure looks like one you'd use to put things in the broiler part of an oven. This woman was trying to make toast by broiling bread. Now theoretically that should work, but YOU CAN GET A TOASTER FOR $10 AT WALMART. PROBABLY FOR $2 OR LESS AT ANY GIVEN THRIFT SHOP.

who in the fuck puts a piece of white fucking bread into the goddamn oven and a broiler at that

man im not even angry im just utterly baffled
I do toast, grilled cheese, etc in the oven because you've got much more control to get it exactly how you like, but you gotta watch it man. You can't just fire it in there and leave like you would with a toaster which is what I assume has happened here.
 

Awoogers

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I do toast, grilled cheese, etc in the oven because you've got much more control to get it exactly how you like, but you gotta watch it man. You can't just fire it in there and leave like you would with a toaster which is what I assume has happened here.
bitch probably thought that the oven was just a big ass microwave
 

Nenélove

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I do toast, grilled cheese, etc in the oven because you've got much more control to get it exactly how you like, but you gotta watch it man. You can't just fire it in there and leave like you would with a toaster which is what I assume has happened here.
Get a toaster oven, it's like a more controlled stove oven.
 

BlueSharkTV

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Get a toaster oven, it's like a more controlled stove oven.
Honestly, with modern cooking appliances women have 0 excuses when it comes to making something that's not only edible but also looks good. but again :polkawomanmoment: all around.
 

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Honestly, with modern cooking appliances women have 0 excuses when it comes to making something that's not only edible but also looks good. but again :polkawomanmoment: all around.
Honestly, some of these instances make more sad about them than anything. What occurs in someone's life to decide being a virtual whore on the internet is their best option (clearly not having someone to teach them to watch things under the broiler like a hawk)
 

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When you smell the bread burning, that's when you know it's time to flip it.

Here's the meat loaf and sides form my last cooking stream on Sunday.

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The meat loaf didn't "loaf" properly so it's more like just ground meat and the recipe I used for the sauce ended up being too sweet, but without the sauce the meat was fine, and the sides were pretty much perfect.
 

Euthyphro

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She's not ready for hagdom:

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E: No wonder, she did the icing by hand:
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Latte'Ninba

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She's not ready for hagdom:

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I was going to say "Well at least it looks... uhm.. spelled properly." and then I noticed. I mean I'll assume that's a haha funny on purpose spelling but it still ruined the attempt to be nice I wanted to make.
 

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I was going to say "Well at least it looks... uhm.. spelled properly." and then I noticed. I mean I'll assume that's a haha funny on purpose spelling but it still ruined the attempt to be nice I wanted to make.
Bri-thday, still looks gross. Well, she tried
 

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Wemi got food poisoning... AGAIN!

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