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Aquatic Novellite

Freshwater Shiorin
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Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
we must all endeavour to track down real Korean GFS
>get 10/10 Korean GF
>marry 10/10 Korean GF
>make babies with 10/10 Korean wife
>your daughter somehow has the facial structure of a horse crossbred with Arnold Schwarzenegger
>look your 10/10 Korean wife in the face
>your 10/10 Korean wife's jaw falls off
>it's no longer under warranty
>have to pay for your 1/10 Korean wife's jaw maintenance surgery
>also pay for your 1/10 Korean hafu daughter's surgery, lest she dies alone and a virgin
>the cycle repeats
 

Dispirited Helmet

Terminally addicted to pointless longposts
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024
>get 10/10 Korean GF
>marry 10/10 Korean GF
>make babies with 10/10 Korean wife
>your daughter somehow has the facial structure of a horse crossbred with Arnold Schwarzenegger
>look your 10/10 Korean wife in the face
>your 10/10 Korean wife's jaw falls off
>it's no longer under warranty
>have to pay for your 1/10 Korean wife's jaw maintenance surgery
>also pay for your 1/10 Korean hafu daughter's surgery, lest she dies alone and a virgin
>the cycle repeats
You forgot the part where your 1/10 Korean wife chops your dick off because the girl at the cash register said hello to you :smugpipi:
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
>get 10/10 Korean GF
>marry 10/10 Korean GF
>make babies with 10/10 Korean wife
>your daughter somehow has the facial structure of a horse crossbred with Arnold Schwarzenegger
>look your 10/10 Korean wife in the face
>your 10/10 Korean wife's jaw falls off
>it's no longer under warranty
>have to pay for your 1/10 Korean wife's jaw maintenance surgery
>also pay for your 1/10 Korean hafu daughter's surgery, lest she dies alone and a virgin
>the cycle repeats
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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
>get 10/10 Korean GF
>marry 10/10 Korean GF
>make babies with 10/10 Korean wife
>your daughter somehow has the facial structure of a horse crossbred with Arnold Schwarzenegger
>look your 10/10 Korean wife in the face
>your 10/10 Korean wife's jaw falls off
>it's no longer under warranty
>have to pay for your 1/10 Korean wife's jaw maintenance surgery
>also pay for your 1/10 Korean hafu daughter's surgery, lest she dies alone and a virgin
>the cycle repeats
I don't know about that, I'm just deeply closeted and have committed too many crimes against the Koreans to add on more charges than I've already accrued
 

Zyklon Mag

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Joined:  Sep 14, 2023
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I thought it would be lower, but eh. Hooray, the online quiz says I'm well adjusted.:shubaIapprob:
 

Dispirited Helmet

Terminally addicted to pointless longposts
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024

God's Strongest Wardog

🫵👋🚛💥🌌☕
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Guys with the recent Johnny Somali News that having a fake Korean girlfriend is forbidden we must all endeavour to track down real Korean GFS or be faced by the Koreans coming after us for

:unauthorizedmemes:
The only two Koreans I know are a timefluid banana (yellow outside, white inside) and Miori. :kroded:
 

Nigel Nigerman

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
>get 10/10 Korean GF
>marry 10/10 Korean GF
>make babies with 10/10 Korean wife
>your daughter somehow has the facial structure of a horse crossbred with Arnold Schwarzenegger
>look your 10/10 Korean wife in the face
>your 10/10 Korean wife's jaw falls off
>it's no longer under warranty
>have to pay for your 1/10 Korean wife's jaw maintenance surgery
>also pay for your 1/10 Korean hafu daughter's surgery, lest she dies alone and a virgin
>the cycle repeats
Sayu's Korean!?!?!?!?
:smugmoona::smugmoona::smugmoona:
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Purrson finally got extirpated from the discord, let's all take a moment to celebrate.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Wow I did not know that, what ever should I do with this newfound knowledge Wikipedia/wikimedia Foundation

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agility_

We have some serious streams to discuss 🔨
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Joined:  Sep 14, 2022

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Purrson finally got extirpated from the discord, let's all take a moment to celebrate.
I hesitate to ask, but my sheer curiosity wants to know what his final yab was.
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
I hesitate to ask, but my sheer curiosity wants to know what his final yab was.
From what I gather: Arguing with two other spergs about russia/ukraine. The main channel of the discord is 50% degeneracy 50% political brainrot.
@Cubanodun You're a minimod there no? Please tell us more will you?
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

King Shiori Poster
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Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Purrson finally got extirpated from the discord, let's all take a moment to celebrate.
Being banned from the discord is more of a W than an L
 

Thomas Talus

Εκ λόγου άλλος εκβαίνει λόγος
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Joined:  Sep 15, 2022

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Damn Zelensky, or Putin claims another (of all the things to be banned for)

He got Asmongolded :fubukiyabai!:
 
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El Rrata

Gringo Tolerable
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Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
From what I gather: Arguing with two other spergs about russia/ukraine. The main channel of the discord is 50% degeneracy 50% political brainrot.
@Cubanodun You're a minimod there no? Please tell us more will you?
When you politisperg too much for the politispergs? Or did he just sperg in the wrong direction?
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
out of all things like sending his porn to women he got banned for daily proctor moment........
gg...............
 

Purrson

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Joined:  Mar 4, 2024
Purrson finally got extirpated from the discord, let's all take a moment to celebrate.

 
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