If there are a million Pippa fans who want to be beaten to death with a rock, I am one of them
If there is one Pippa fan who wants to be beaten to death with a rock, that fan is me
If the world is against beating Pippa fans with a rock I am against the world
If there are no Pippa fans who want to be beaten with a rock it's finally fucking happened
why hasn't anyone done it yet hurry the fuck up already