"I also love the way she gags, it's so cute! What the heck? I gag like a 50 year-old man. It's like 'blah', right? But, when like Kronii gags it's like 'hekah' . It sounds like a bird."Hakos Baelz

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God's Strongest Mozumite

Mega Mozu Milkers.
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ENTERING FLAVOR COUNTRY
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Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
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how funny would it be if another ancient artifact/holy relic gets stolen or mysteriously disappear in the next couple of months

or something gets unearthed
 

Helmet-kun Backwards

Terminally addicted to pointless longposts
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how funny would it be if another ancient artifact/holy relic gets stolen or mysteriously disappear in the next couple of months

or something gets unearthed
Don't let your memes be dreams, you must infiltrate the Vatican and steal the Pope's hat
 

Aquatic Novellite

Freshwater Shiorin
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Contrary to popular belief, the pope doesn't have a magic hat. It's just a hat.

He does, however, have a magic chair.
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
imagine if the next month some rustic sword just pops out in the middle of a lake in britain
 

Aquatic Novellite

Freshwater Shiorin
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imagine if the next month some rustic sword just pops out in the middle of a lake in britain
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
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TwoBit

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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@superduper How are you this far behind? She graduated at the end of May.

I thought the promiscuous yellow women would have stuck together, but I guess not.
I've been slacking and my computer has been a piece of shit for a while now so I got lazy.
Too much Limbus Company
 

RestlessRain

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Too much Limbus Company
Hope we get the highlight function so Rie doesn't have to read every retarded post made on here.

I wonder what she thinks, guess I'll find out in five minutes or five weeks.
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
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Stunned But Dumb

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Do any of you drink much? Just curious since this is the second time I've drank in two weeks and maybe fifth all year. What's your favorite?
 

superduper

Gods Strongest Chiramigo
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Hope we get the highlight function so Rie doesn't have to read every retarded post made on here.

I wonder what she thinks, guess I'll find out in five minutes or five weeks.
God, the highlight function can't come soon enough!
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
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Do any of you drink much? Just curious since this is the second time I've drank in two weeks and maybe fifth all year. What's your favorite?
I was never a big drinker, but even less now than when I was younger. I think I've also only drank maybe five or less times this year so far, and I think only once or twice was it enough to even get a buzz going. When I do drink, it's usually some beers or something like that. If I'm having liquor, I usually stick with vodka or rum.
 

Just pretending

The Great Bald Rrat
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how funny would it be if another ancient artifact/holy relic gets stolen or mysteriously disappear in the next couple of months

or something gets unearthed
Imagine if the Ark of the Covenant was suddenly discovered by Palestinians digging yet another tunnel. They could just open that shit in the middle of Tel-Aviv and melt everyone in the vicinity.
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Imagine if the Ark of the Covenant was suddenly discovered by Palestinians digging yet another tunnel. They could just open that shit in the middle of Tel-Aviv and melt everyone in the vicinity.
The jews making tunnels in new york find the Lance of Longinus (buried there by the Dutch after unsuccessful attempts to kill Poseidon and by extension the whole ocean) and use it to smite the sandniggas forever.
 

superduper

Gods Strongest Chiramigo
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Do any of you drink much? Just curious since this is the second time I've drank in two weeks and maybe fifth all year. What's your favorite?
I've only drank 3 times in my life, twice at weddings because my older cousins like to peer pressure me. I don't really know what sort of drinks would taste good but I'm open to suggestions from any Asylum goers.
 

Nigel Nigerman

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
I've only drank 3 times in my life, twice at weddings because my older cousins like to peer pressure me. I don't really know what sort of drinks would taste good but I'm open to suggestions from any Asylum goers.
 

BlueSharkTV

Fucking Riggers
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I've only drank 3 times in my life, twice at weddings because my older cousins like to peer pressure me. I don't really know what sort of drinks would taste good but I'm open to suggestions from any Asylum goers.
scotch :kroniidrinking:
 
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