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Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
I just hate jannies too much to be happy about this.
>hates jannies
>is a janny
>hates brown people
>watches brown vtubers
>hates vermintide
>befriends a tranny
>hates jews
>???

Look, I'm not saying there is a pattern, but...
 

shipmate_F

menhera addicted sister
Pipproject Producer
Joined:  Jun 21, 2023

Seth

Well-known member
Fubuki's Best Friendo
Joined:  Feb 11, 2023

La+ de Central Norte

General of the second army commanded by Gozaru
Joined:  Apr 23, 2023

naganon

#1 Hexa Fan
Joined:  Feb 26, 2023
>hates jannies
>is a janny
>hates brown people
>watches brown vtubers
>hates vermintide
>befriends a tranny
>hates jews
>???

Look, I'm not saying there is a pattern, but...
>hates brown people
>watches brown vtubers
As long as they are cute girls, I will watch them. I prefer Whites and Asians though, like a real White supremacist. :smugpipi:
 

RestlessRain

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
>hates brown people
>watches brown vtubers
As long as they are cute girls, I will watch them. I prefer Whites and Asians though, like a real White supremacist. :smugpipi:
Prefers whites and asians, but pushes a broom for a brown girl.
 

naganon

#1 Hexa Fan
Joined:  Feb 26, 2023

ChangqingEnjoyer

my pronouns are re/tard/fag/got
Joined:  Jan 4, 2024
>hates jannies
>is a janny
>hates brown people
>watches brown vtubers
>hates vermintide
>befriends a tranny
>hates jews
>???

Look, I'm not saying there is a pattern, but...
Not my fault. It's just that he wasn't transphobic enough.
:pomuSalute:
 

kanpainiggi

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 24, 2023

naganon

#1 Hexa Fan
Joined:  Feb 26, 2023

Saturnus

haha it's unou
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023

naganon

#1 Hexa Fan
Joined:  Feb 26, 2023

NeneHATE

Spectral Nene
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022

Stunned But Dumb

Well-known member
Joined:  Jan 29, 2023
And you're one of the most well known indies that keep applying to chuuba companies
After you get rejected thousands of times to simp for my vtubers every stream
Because you fantasize about me ass-naked, with abs chiseling, in a Luca thong
While I committed Vox ASMR down your fucking throat
While I put you in all kinds of abusive contracts
Where you can't get out, you're forced to stream for me
You're forced to get pounded in your legal ass
Then I bust riku juice all down your throat 'till you chokе, spit up everything you grubbed on
And it's just gonna еrupt with riku juices
And to the point and you're just caught in eternity, you're just caught in an eternity of working at nijisanji
You're obsessed with me you fucking indie, and y'all dramatubers can clip this
This indie applies to my company 24/7, with a VPN, getting rejected thousands of times a stream
And still comes in here and watches my streamers and obsesses over me
You are a worthless, bitch ass, indie
Your life, literally, is as valuable as a summer ant
I'm just gonna make you attempt, you're gonna keep coming back
I'm gonna reject your once in a lifetime chances, you're gonna keep coming back
Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup
You worthless, bitch ass, indie
You're gonna stay on my stream until you die
You serve no purpose in life
Your purpose in life is to be in my company, sucking on my 2% of revenue daily
Your purpose in life is to be on my yacht, making me money
Your life is nothing
You serve zero purpose
You should join NIjisanji NOW!
And give me a a piece of that talent and that play button, that's covered up so that I can line my yacht with it
Cause what are you here for?
To worship my livers?
Join Ninjisanji! I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.

 

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
how do I convince hexa to stop talking about [ENTIRELY HYPOTHETICAL] tax evasion

EDIT: for legal purposes, this is a joke - I thought it was obvious, but I guess I was wrong and clarification was needed, and a further re-phrasing of the joke in an attempt to make it more obvious.
 
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NeneHATE

Spectral Nene
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
how do I convince hexa to stop talking about [ENTIRELY HYPOTHETICAL] tax evasion from her and other chuubas on discord
Idk idgaf, there's worse things you can talk about on discord.
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023

MerelyTourist

jkterjter jkterjtier
LM's Ladyboy
Joined:  Feb 5, 2024
how do I convince hexa to stop talking about [ENTIRELY HYPOTHETICAL] tax evasion from her and other chuubas on discord
Did they hear Bao talking about paying 5-figure taxes this year?
 
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