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geesecode

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Or is a start of preparations to jump ship?
I can’t believe Clara hates Sleepy that much that their bickering is destroying the company! :chaos:
 

RestlessRain

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I can’t believe Clara hates Sleepy that much that their bickering is destroying the company! :chaos:
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Little Stone

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I don't think PC has an exclusivity clause, Pippa streamed on her PL account while working as Pippa at the start of Phase Connect's life. I assume that the rules on PL haven't changed since then though.
I will note that both Pippa and Lia streamed occasionally on their PL accounts during their first year in Phase, but stopped doing so after the one-year mark, so I've seen people theorise that PL activity rules were updated when their contracts were renewed. Alternatively, you could see it as them becoming more "comfortable" in Phase after the notoriously shaky management of the company's first year, and no longer feeling the need to keep their alts ready to jump ship. Of course, these two ideas are not mutually exclusive.

This suggests that there might be more PL activity restrictions nowadays that at the start of Phase. Then again, Jelly has kept up some activity on her Moonjelly account, but Invader contracts are different from regular members' contracts, so the situation is not really clear.
 

SourAcid

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RestlessRain

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I still don't understand how this bitch has a pretty successful career in Phase but still decides to spend her entire day sperging about politics on Instagram.
She lives in Japan, is making a good amount of money, and probably has enough free time to do anything she wants. There are so many nice things and beautiful places you can visit in Japan, yet this bitch stays at home 24/7 all alone, constantly seething about American politics.
Truly an amazing specimen.
The vast majority of woman find building a family and taking care of them far more fulfilling than a career (even a "dream" career like, say, being a Japanese idol or a vtuber). This only becomes more pronounced with age, when hormones and biology are screaming at women they really should be working on making a family. There's millions of years of evolutionary biology at work here that makes people want to have children that's incredibly hard to deny. Sperging out online about political bullshit on the opposite side of the world is Clara trying to find something to do that's meaningful and where she feels important (this will not work) (neither will vtubing).

Now, because Kelsey actually reads this thead and I don't want to spend this being a complete asshole, Kelsey - you can actually find some meaning in charity work, actually helping other people and expecting nothing in return. You have the perfect schedule that's largely up to you outside of a few meetings, so you won't have any trouble spending even a few hours a week doing this. You might even make some friends with Japanese people outside of Phase Connect, brush up on your conversational Japanese, and actually meet some people that you could meaningfully help. Now, I'm not saying it will fix your image on this thread overnight - you've wished pain and misery on a few too many people you disagree with for that - but it's certainly a good place start, at least.
 

Italian Raccoon

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I might hate her for this more than any of the previous reasons lol.


 

Tamokii

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Italian Raccoon

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Sounding wasted aside she's just incredibly frail looking. This is honestly more sad than anything.

So tell the class why you hate.
The way she says "What the fuuuuck??" in that first vid makes me want to cut my ears off.
 

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The way she says "What the fuuuuck??" in that first vid makes me want to cut my ears off.
That's troubling, considering this is how 87% of suburbanite women speak. I suggest seeing a doctor about this.
 

RestlessRain

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I might hate her for this more than any of the previous reasons lol.

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No, let's talk about why Kelsey has found herself in a cheerleader uniform at 3AM in the morning (and posting videos of herself wearing said uniform on Instagram)? Without the context of Instagram, if she was wearing a cheerleader uniform at 3AM she'd presumably be doing it for someone and having a great time doing it, but the context of getting on Instagram to post videos suggests that she's desperate for attention in a way that's just sad.
 

TheHindrance

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Good to get confirmation that it's actually her and somehow not a random hwite woman in Japan

Too bad I had to watch a femboy wear a cheerleader uniform:vomit:
 

angry sushi

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No, let's talk about why Kelsey has found herself in a cheerleader uniform at 3AM in the morning (and posting videos of herself wearing said uniform on Instagram)? Without the context of Instagram, if she was wearing a cheerleader uniform at 3AM she'd presumably be doing it for someone and having a great time doing it, but the context of getting on Instagram to post videos suggests that she's desperate for attention in a way that's just sad.


maybe she's still crashing out from pippa rejecting her?
 

DelusionTree

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maybe she's still crashing out from pippa rejecting her?

Pippa talked about it on stream, the way Clara tried to flirt with her was weird.

I think Pippa said she wanted to go to the restroom to pee and Clara asked if she wanted to go together.
Together as in having Pippa sit on her lap on the toilet and peeing at the same time. This seemed to have grossed drunk Pippa out hard.
 

El Chupacabra

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Lots of times people have jokingly asked if I needed them to hold it for me when I said I was going to the bathroom. Just trying to shock each other and whatnot. Clara apparently wasn't able to make it clear she was joking, or she wasn't actually joking, and thought it would be well received. And your guess is as good as mine which it was.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Pippa talked about it on stream, the way Clara tried to flirt with her was weird.

I think Pippa said she wanted to go to the restroom to pee and Clara asked if she wanted to go together.
Together as in having Pippa sit on her lap on the toilet and peeing at the same time. This seemed to have grossed drunk Pippa out hard.
Lots of times people have jokingly asked if I needed them to hold it for me when I said I was going to the bathroom. Just trying to shock each other and whatnot. Clara apparently wasn't able to make it clear she was joking, or she wasn't actually joking, and thought it would be well received. And your guess is as good as mine which it was.
"PIPPA PISS IN MY LAP. HAHAHHAA. Unless...."
 

Lurker McSpic

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Pippa talked about it on stream, the way Clara tried to flirt with her was weird.

I think Pippa said she wanted to go to the restroom to pee and Clara asked if she wanted to go together.
Together as in having Pippa sit on her lap on the toilet and peeing at the same time. This seemed to have grossed drunk Pippa out hard.
We've seen pippa's face. For a delusional narcissist like clara being rejected by someone like pippa definitely made her seethe hard, it wouldn't surprise me if the recent fleshposting and other antics is just her "crashing out" as the youth says.
 

Furious George

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Pippa talked about it on stream, the way Clara tried to flirt with her was weird.

I think Pippa said she wanted to go to the restroom to pee and Clara asked if she wanted to go together.
Together as in having Pippa sit on her lap on the toilet and peeing at the same time. This seemed to have grossed drunk Pippa out hard.
We've seen pippa's face. For a delusional narcissist like clara being rejected by someone like pippa definitely made her seethe hard, it wouldn't surprise me if the recent fleshposting and other antics is just her "crashing out" as the youth says.
Clara talks like this all the time, she oozes insecurity. I doubt this is connected to the Pippa incident.
 
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