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Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

TKN_Lurker

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I think you're severely over-estimating the pull we, or even some /vt/ threads that are probably(i don't go there so idk) also cataloguing this have on the elusive "general vtuber audience".
Without said documentation by a bunch of autists, nobody would even know this keeps happening, as, again, her insta is entirely separated from her vtuber persona. You need to already know that Clara is Kelsey to even find it in the first place.
It does make me think. What sort of scenario would even cause the unlikely case of her political sperging to leak out into the mainstream and cause trouble to Phase? A dedicated alog maybe?
 

Tamavitch

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Joined:  Oct 3, 2022
Uh, neither? As long as it's on an alt, the only thing he both can and should do is be aware of it and prepared for the sperging to potentially make its debut on the company account.

...One maintained under her real name and not connected to Kaminari Clara at all?
I swear you fuckers are turning this thread into Earth-2 more and more with each page.
You keep laboring under the illusion that kayfabe is real. As if there is character and employee separation. There is not. Period. It's exactly the same as if you worked at a fucking bank or a Wendy's. Employers are constantly getting shit for trawling through employee's social media in a stalkerish creep kind of way and routinely punish them for shit on it. It happens every minute of every day. You won't last a week flipping burgers in a McJob if you go on Instagram and shit on the Wendy's customers on the regular and a manager finds out. I have watched it happen. repeatedly, from customer service shitters on up to men who formerly ran departments at law firms. The only way to get shown the door faster is to shit talk the BOSS on a known account or to get violent with another employee. You think "but CLARA didn't shit on the customers, KELSEY did!" is going to work? Come on now.
Should it be this way in the employment world? Fuck no. But it IS this way. Kayfabe nor anything else separates Kelsey and Clara except for fun. Fishman writes checks to Kelsey and sends them to Kelsey and hired Kelsey. And how Kelsey acts is factored into her overall rep at the company and any disciplinary actions that would ever happen, if the corpo is aware of it like you guys assume they are (and I agree they must). Yes, they can and will punish "Clara" for things Kelsey does offline or on private accounts. Just like if you did it. I would not expect a big "stop getting into faggy slapfights over politics with the people paying us" but sooner or later they're going to hold her accountable for this shit and she will, at the least, be in the doghouse and have it made clear that she has worn out her welcome and has closed her own career path with the company. And if it ever becomes apparent that she really is shitting on her CO-WORKERS specifically, it will be worse. Your offsite behavior DOES factor into how you are dealt with on the job, like it or not. Especially once it starts effecting the business, which this will (and already has to some small degree).
 

Helkar

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It does make me think. What sort of scenario would even cause the unlikely case of her political sperging to leak out into the mainstream and cause trouble to Phase? A dedicated alog maybe?
People here have already suggested polit-superchatting multiple times, i'm sure it's only a matter of time before some retard goes and actually does it.

But overall i imagine this as more of a process than an event - she's seemingly getting more argumentative with people replying to her stories, and keeps posting said stories basically daily, and as she goes in even harder on politics-posting, i can see it slowly start to show more in her streams - think Jelly, but in reverse, basically, as Jelly wasn't nearly as edgy, say, a year ago.
 

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Helkar

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And if it ever becomes apparent that she really is shitting on her CO-WORKERS specifically, it will be worse.
If it ever gets confirmed that she is, in fact, targeting her coworkers, then yeah, i have no doubt she'll get harshly reprimanded, possibly suspended or even fired, depending how bad it is and how verifiable the proof is.

Anything else, i genuinely doubt Fishman would get involved with as long as it stays on the alt.
But honestly at this rate we won't have to wait long to test these theories out lmao.
 

SourAcid

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Clara being a former chud honestly makes me feel better. I feel like she's less likely to do something bad to any of her coworkers and is at most gonna try and "save" them from their chudness.
 

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Just so we're all clear. We do have the breadcrumbs to actually confirm Clara is Kelsey, right?
 

Helkar

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Just so we're all clear. We do have the breadcrumbs to actually confirm Clara is Kelsey, right?
I believe Kaleido debut thread has the legwork, but it has been a while since i looked over it.

I, initially, got spoiled on it without even trying and months before finding this place, as youtube schizo'd out about a year ago and gave every vtuber viewer an old Kelsey singing video from her YT channel in their recommended, and the singing in question(both from that video and from a few others) just kinda confirmed it for me back then.
e: video and channel in question
 
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Unseiso Dragon

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If Clara has a melty on main, we finally get to see if Phase can survive a real yab. As long as she doesn't, we can point and laugh/cringe at her shallow political takes. Just sit back, enjoy the popcorn, and above all else, don't disturb the heifer while she's shitting herself :amepopcorn:
I swear you fuckers are turning this thread into Earth-2 more and more with each page.
Earth-2? C'mon man, we may be retards but we're not DC/Marvel editorial
 

Tamokii

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@Helkar Thanks for getting the history. My quote from that page didn't post properly from mobile.
 
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Negronald Trump

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As said before, non-insignificant amount of people on this forum seem to now actively want Phase to, well, not burn down, but suffer severe damage, and i really fail to understand the reason.
:chaos::chaos::chaos:

Also...
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Helkar

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A quick search into the JP debut thread.
why bother with /vt/, come on

In the early days, sang on her dad's channel.

Moved to Japan after high school on the 1y working holiday visa, to try to get into an idol group. Won Universal Music's audition program "Akiba Idol Hunting" in late 2013. Then got some more media attention after being interviewed by TV Tokyo's "Why did you come to Japan". Also got found by a documentary, Big in Japan. The timeline on the documentary is unclear, I'm not sure if it covered her pre-audition or not, or if it was just after she joined Hajirai Rescue.

As a result at age 19 joined Hajirai Rescue as Kelsey Parmagoni, which is likely her real name. Left Sept 2014, in her own words, because Hajirai Rescue were part-timers and she wanted to work full-time as an idol. Released a gravure DVD in Sept 2014 that had been filmed through Hajirai Rescue's agency, and did some solo performances.

Joined Jelno! in October, through their auditions. Note that her 1y visa ran out in October. Stopped performing with Jelno! very quietly at some point in Nov 2014, and returned to Canada in Dec. Remained affiliated with Jelno! for a while without participating in activities. Streamed seldom on NicoNico, for the last time in 2016, and posted covers on Soundcloud, the last time in 2016.

Did little online for a few years, still a huge weeb. Returned to Japan and started streaming (rarely) on Twitch in 2018. Performed with heidichan in an independent group called HighKick in June 2019, which went on hiatus in Oct 2019. More of a "let's perform together" thing.

Went full time streamer in Jan 2020, possibly due to the pandemic. Was intermittent by Sept 2020 and ceased streaming entirely in November. At some point in 2020/2021 learned vtuber rigging.

Joined Production Kawaii as Hana Flores, debuting April 29, 2021 and streaming on YouTube. Graduated Production Kawaii on August 15, 2021, channel was cleared of all vids.

Rebranded her partnered Kelsey Parmagoni Twitch channel to Morino Peari and debuted as an indie vtuber on Nov 6, 2021. Was a regular streamer as Peari for only two months, then went intermittent. It's unknown to me what she was doing for the year of inactivity between Peari and Beryl, perhaps her someone who followed her much closer knows. Announced indefinite "1 year+" hiatus as Peari Nov 6, 2022, but remained semi-active on Twitter.

Debuted as in Star Ring as Beryl Lerou on Dec 10, 2022. Streamed regularly on YouTube as Beryl until her graduation on June 26, 2023, channel was cleared of all vids. Did not return until now, except Peari Twitter activity.

According to the idol wiki she turned 30 in December 2023.



She already confirmed that in the collab. Approximate time stamp, translation appears in chat few min later. Probably before Gen5 was fully confirmed though so I doubt they'd be 6 with her, probably one of the others wouldn't have existed.
Also this helpful summary by @sbm

also wtf is the first quote you gave lmao
 

Abomination

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"Harris lost by a very small margin"

Lol, nice cope you retarded Canadian.

Woman is vagueposting, surprise surprise.
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Why is she now appropriating how black women speak online? Seems like something a bigot would do.

Her continued lack of self awareness is incredibly painful. You can't pretend to accept critique if you wish for the harm and destruction of your opposition Clara. That's not how it works.
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Yes, thinking of others is great Kelsey. It's not great when your way of "thinking" of them is to endorse and encourage their delusions and mental illnesses so that they can fuck up their lives and others' lives around them.

As said before, non-insignificant amount of people on this forum seem to now actively want Phase to, well, not burn down, but suffer severe damage, and i really fail to understand the reason.
wE gOtTa GaTeKeEp OuR hObBiEs So ThE sJw'S aNd OtHeRs DoN't RuIn OuR hObBy

LoOk, An SjW. i HoPe ShE cAuSeS pRoBlEmS iN tHiS hObBy AnD tHiNgS bUrN bEcUaSe HaHa FuNny.
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As of right now, until her retardation spills onto her Clara side and starts having an actual effect, or there is a more concrete connection of her shit talking her fellow Phase talents as Kelsey, then it is what it is. I doubt anything will happen.
 

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TKN_Lurker

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It doesn't matter anymore mates. She's going to facedox herself on stream. THE END IS FUCKING NIGH! PREPARE TO DOOMPOST!


Yes, I'm aware it's an April's Fool joke. I'm not that retarded.
 

Death by Dishonor

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It doesn't matter anymore mates. She's going to facedox herself on stream. THE END IS FUCKING NIGH! PREPARE TO DOOMPOST!


Yes, I'm aware it's an April's Fool joke. I'm not that retarded.

> stream goes live
> screen switches to webcam
> it's Tom Hiddleston
> we've been stalking some poor random woman this entire time
 

Helkar

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Yes, I'm aware it's an April's Fool joke. I'm not that retarded.
I mean there is a number of different ways this can be done. Remember Tenma's horse-mask?
So i'm actually curious as to what Clara cooks up.
 

Italian Raccoon

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Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
It doesn't matter anymore mates. She's going to facedox herself on stream. THE END IS FUCKING NIGH! PREPARE TO DOOMPOST!


Yes, I'm aware it's an April's Fool joke. I'm not that retarded.

It's going to be an InZOI stream 100%
 

TKN_Lurker

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It's going to be an InZOI stream 100%
It's going to be InZoi Tom Hiddleston isn't it? I can't wait for the entire stream to consist of her salivating over her husbando for several minutes at a time in uncomfortable detail.
 

NeneLOVE

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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
"I fell down a terrible rabbit hole a few years ago, but it was my morals that got me out. I looked around and realized that the content I was consuming was not made by genuine people. It was not made by people who had my best interest at heart. It was made by people who wanted to feed on people's fears and insecurities. It was made by people who wanted to do nothing but spread hatred for monetary gain."

No, Clara, you clearly never got out....you just traded a "rabbit hole" for another one.
The classic "I grew up" bullshit which I vehemently hate.
Idk how many of these lefties I have seen say this but I absolutely despise this smug fucking declaration that switching from one brand of brainrot to another because the new one happens to be more socially acceptable nowadays somehow counts as personal growth. No it doesn't, you didn't fucking change at all, you're just a chameleon that changes affiliation depending on what is most convenient, that is not "growing up", it's "being a god damn opportunist".
As said before, non-insignificant amount of people on this forum seem to now actively want Phase to, well, not burn down, but suffer severe damage, and i really fail to understand the reason.
It's your turn bitches
 
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