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Smelliest007

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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RestlessRain

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zooalcut

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At least Ember doesen't do porn anymore (that we know of)
Wasn't she found out because she kept doing audios on 4chan /soc/, so maybe theres a chance she still might
 

Sky Shouter

Stupid by birth, manhera by the grace of God
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Wasn't she found out because she kept doing audios on 4chan /soc/, so maybe theres a chance she still might
Explain

I'm pretty sure she was found out because the camgirl videos are still circulating the internet 7+ years after she stopped doing them, and her voice is pretty easily recognizable, plus what better thing do autistic coomers have to do than flip through camgirl videos in the hopes their oshi happened to be in one of them? There's already a pretty established track record of camgirls becoming mainstream vtubers.

Anyways, this thread is about Clara, not Ember. Ember's ass mogs Clara's, and I bet Kelsey secretly hates her because Ember probably voted for Orange Man Bad and has a better ass than her and she KNOWS IT. :baeJam:
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Wait a minute...
> Hates men because rape
> Goads men to call her a slut
float score = 95;​
boolean isMaleSimp = score >= 90;​
if (isMaleSimp) {​
background(0, 2434, 0);​
fill(0);​
textSize(69);​
text("y'all too nice to me", 30, 55);​

But if someone had called her a slut, she would have blown up.
But she also wants the rape machines knows as men to thirst for her Pillsbury dough boy ass. :thisisstupid:
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"TVA?" What did she mean by this?
Holy fuck Murray, this has been brought up like a dozen times. TVA is the Time Variance Authority, an organization in the Loki TV series.
 

TheHindrance

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Joined:  Oct 28, 2024
You know if memory serves me correctly during the Fillian and Lumi BTS collab he was apart of he did not speak favorably on those who showed hole. But has two talents who have shown their literal asses and Ember straight up did porn. Kinda odd behavior there Fishman ngl. :fishfry:
Rrat: he only hired Ember so he doesn't have to go through Canada's shit legal system after being sued for discriminating against whor- I mean, "sex workers".
 

Hff201

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Wasn't she found out because she kept doing audios on 4chan /soc/, so maybe theres a chance she still might
Explain

I'm pretty sure she was found out because the camgirl videos are still circulating the internet 7+ years after she stopped doing them, and her voice is pretty easily recognizable, plus what better thing do autistic coomers have to do than flip through camgirl videos in the hopes their oshi happened to be in one of them? There's already a pretty established track record of camgirls becoming mainstream vtubers.
Ember's porn was found because she'd posted a face pic on her Yazaki Kallin account that she'd also posted on one of her old NSFW accounts, it was just a reverse image search away.
 
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famous artist pipkun

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Oh, so she can pounce on him, but if I forcefully gutwrench and German suplex an idol, it's "aggravated assault". It's bullshit.
she's the prettiest woman in phase she gets to do that
 

Azehara

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you can be friends with people who have differing world views
Not in current year. Unless you are 100% in-line with someone's preferences and politics, you cant be their friends as the smallest disagreement is enough to just destroy even the strongest of friendships.

thats a cute lookin broad.
Honestly I think she is adorable. (inb4 you just want to fuck anything)
 

famous artist pipkun

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Not in current year. Unless you are 100% in-line with someone's preferences and politics, you cant be their friends as the smallest disagreement is enough to just destroy even the strongest of friendships.
she'll change her tune when she meets a real man
Honestly I think she is adorable. (inb4 you just want to fuck anything)
2025 phase rankings
1. clara
2. ember
3. rie
4.ching chong sing song
bottom: loki
 

Negronald Trump

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Simpcity, search CelineVo.
:smugpipi:
Disgusting, simply disgusting. Also, my friend sends his regards.

Holy fuck Murray, this has been brought up like a dozen times. TVA is the Time Variance Authority, an organization in the Loki TV series.
Let me tell ya, Murray wants his headcannon of Clara seething about this forum so much that she tattoos its initials on her skin to be true. My nigga Murray is a bit special, please understand.
 

Tamokii

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At least Ember doesen't do porn anymore (that we know of), nor does Clara post ass on main. The one that does post ass (and bobs) locks it behind a paywall. So I think we're still in the tolerating but not encouraging phase of whoreposting.
Who is behind the paywall? I always thought it was Ember.
 

Sky Shouter

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Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Who is behind the paywall? I always thought it was Ember.
Loki and her very spicy members' only streams

Case in point:
 

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

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Kazuma

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Lurker McSpic

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I'm all for shaming whores I just want to point out that Ember might've turned into one because her parents cut her college tuition after she failed a class or her grades were bad. At least the timeline sorta fits IIRC, she mended her relationship with her mom but from bits and pieces mentioned in stream, the mom put her through all the asian parenting bullshit. I can respect her for getting out of it and trying to get her life in order unlike the average whore.
 

NeneLOVE

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Holy fuck Murray, this has been brought up like a dozen times. TVA is the Time Variance Authority, an organization in the Loki TV series.
In the Pippa thread? Idk who this bitch is and I have never seen this brought up. And I read EVERY page of general.
 

superduper

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Negzana

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I don't know why we're going off topic about Ember. This is a dedicated Clara hate and Jelly appreciation thread. Please post some Jerry appreciation posts.
 
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