Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

[Phantasm]

She really is obsessed with the thought of men liking her ass isn't she

 

[TKN_Lurker]

She really is obsessed with the thought of men liking her ass isn't she

That Hank Hill ass comment really got under her skin eh? Now she's using her vtubing audience to get that body validation back lmao. It's so predictable.

 

[ZerroDefex]

At least her stomach does.

I had always figured that "Ember is a big girl" also referred to her eating normally compared to the other girls (especially Shiina.)

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I had always figured that "Ember is a big girl" also referred to her eating normally compared to the other girls (especially Shiina.)

Yeah, but normally by burger standards. She's the Emburger for a reason.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

Fifteen pages of acerbic politisperging against Kelsey's acerbic politisperging and it's blown off track completely by one boyish thigh photo. Total Clara domination.

 

[Abomination]

Ember's ass mogs Clara's

As does her Texas-sized heart of gold.

 

[famous artist pipkun]

No one wants to spoon-feed it to me? You want me to go dig through the KF thread or the Pippa thread?


.

someone gets antsy and deletes posts so
you'll have to trawl the kf thread.

 

[Koronesuki]

I had always figured that "Ember is a big girl" also referred to her eating normally compared to the other girls (especially Shiina.)

Yeah, but normally by burger standards. She's the Emburger for a reason.

If you took Shiina out on a dinner date, she'd just order a small salad, and she probably wouldn't finish the whole thing. If you took Ember out on a dinner date, she'd order an appetizer and a full meal with side dishes, and she'd clean her plate. Then she'd look over at your plate, and if there was any food left on it she'd ask, "You gonna eat that?" She would want to stop and get ice cream on the way home afterward.

someone gets antsy and deletes posts so
you'll have to trawl the kf thread.

Not worth it. I'll just stick with my mental image of how I've been imagining Pippa: too skinny, but still kind of cute, aside from the missing teeth and the mold.

 

[Tamokii]

If you took Shiina out on a dinner date, she'd just order a small salad, and she probably wouldn't finish the whole thing. If you took Ember out on a dinner date, she'd order an appetizer and a full meal with side dishes, and she'd clean her plate. Then she'd look over at your plate, and if there was any food left on it she'd ask, "You gonna eat that?" She would want to stop and get ice cream on the way home afterward.

Not worth it. I'll just stick with my mental image of how I've been imagining Pippa: too skinny, but still kind of cute, aside from the missing teeth and the mold.

Can't believe we have antsy jannies here. Ember sounds like a fun date, with shiina you'll get to go back to her place and learn about her plushies.

 

[httn]

I had always figured that "Ember is a big girl" also referred to her eating normally compared to the other girls (especially Shiina.)

Yeah, but normally by burger standards. She's the Emburger for a reason.

Couldn't even finish a baconator on stream. We need better phase girls, we need bigger phase girls.

 

[Smelliest007]

I don’t like FAT women but I do like women with a good appetite. A woman who cannot appreciate good food is no woman for me.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

>the Clara L thread doesn't know that Pippa is actually the cute one

 

[agility_]

To further clarify, Pippa is cute in the "funny cousin or little sister kind of way", and not the degenerate way you were thinking, Federal Officer 198820-B reading my comments.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Couldn't even finish a baconator on stream. We need better phase girls, we need bigger phase girls.

Don't worry, there's still time!

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

No one wants to spoon-feed it to me? You want me to go dig through the KF thread or the Pippa thread?

Page 200 of the Pippathread

 

[Koronesuki]

Page 200 of the Pippathread

Your one man crusade to migo every post on the site has worked to my benefit. I thank you for your service.

She looks close to how I imagined her. I expected her to be missing some teeth, but I guess she can afford to get those fixed thanks to vtubing.

 

[agility_]

She was also supposed to be saving for a new house, but every gacha pull stream I see just nails down hard the point that correct life choices have to be learned out of example, and not through resolutions.

 

[Tamokii]

Your one man crusade to migo every post on the site has worked to my benefit. I thank you for your service.

She looks close to how I imagined her. I expected her to be missing some teeth, but I guess she can afford to get those fixed thanks to vtubing.

Now what pages have the rest of the Phase girls?

 

[Lurker McSpic]

Page 200 of the Pippathread

I see niggas decided to go turbo autism to find her Also let this be a lesson in female dynamics. When a group of girls keep saying someone in their group is super cute and they keep gassing her up. Said girl is the ugliest of their group but she is a sweetheart, since they can't lie that bad about her they go for something that is a bit more subjective which is cute. The point is: if a female acquaintance tries to set you up with someone and they say they're cute, they're sending a pippa.

To bring the thread back on topic allow me to shit on clara for a bit. Jesus christ man, their kaching anniversary merch is fucking disgusting. I knew clara had shit taste when she chose leopard print for valentine's day but her illustration of her anniversary is straight out of the deviantart fetish pits. I can tell the artist got told to make the ass bigger and said fuck it I'm not getting paid enough for this and clara approved it. The proportions are shit too, airi's torso is extremely long.

On jelly appreciation. Here, have some clips of jelly I pulled out of the tag. Give them a view for jelly, cause jelly is pretty cool.

 

[ZerroDefex]

I see niggas decided to go turbo autism to find her Also let this be a lesson in female dynamics. When a group of girls keep saying someone in their group is super cute and they keep gassing her up. Said girl is the ugliest of their group but she is a sweetheart, since they can't lie that bad about her they go for something that is a bit more subjective which is cute. The point is: if a female acquaintance tries to set you up with someone and they say they're cute, they're sending a pippa.