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General Thread v3: The Hexagone

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Seems like she seriously underestimated how bad it was going to be.
I seriously came into the stream hearing her just shakily gasping for breath, which was concerning at first as she sounded eerily similar to someone whose windpipe has closed. Bitch seems to be powering through it though - she just couldn't talk at first.
 

Poyoyo & Jill

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Tuned in to Kronii's One Chip Challenge just in time to hear her dying.



EDIT: Bitch is throwing up. Haachama would be proud. :vomit:

Gooks when you give them something spicy that isnt Kimchi or Noodles ::cry:
 

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I've seen enough of these chip videos to know how bad this thing fucks you up and hurts. It's no joke how bad it is so major props for being brave. I'd never eat this shit. All she can do now is ride out the insanity.
 

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Kronii right now after suffering the effects of the hot chip. (Timestamped on the perfect part)
 
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Todd's Strongest Howard

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Paper plates are hideous, truly tragic when you haven't inherited any ceramics from your family. I still keep several plates and bowls from my grandma's time.
I love doing dishes. It's therapeutic.
Ironing the laundry though is a waste of time.

The ones I wanted to keep were either broken by idiot movers, broken by idiot cleaners, or broken by an idiot cat. Some fancy silverware I also had was either thrown out by idiot cleaners, or maybe just flat stolen.

So, I buy disposable shit so I can just sweep it all into a bag and toss it instead of wasting time washing dishes, or wasting money hiring retarded thieves.

I believe the plate "meta" now is paper plates for when you're alone/by yourself - and then you bring out the china when you have company over.

Now, plastic utensils though... if anyone's seriously using them outside of a children's party, kindly :tenmakys::slowlyplz:

How about wooden utensils? :dokiSmug:

Good info, so far I'm only immune to 9mm bullets due to resistance buildup over the years.

Pfft, are you even trying? I've worked up to .308/7.62 but it's been a struggle, they only ever fire once or twice at a time by complete surprise.

Gooks when you give them something spicy that isnt Kimchi or Noodles ::cry:

Speaking of, I actually got around to trying those Buldak spicy noodles that I've seen a few times in 'spicy noodle challenge' shit. I can confirm anyone that can't finish a bowl of those, prepared properly per instructions, is a weakblood bitch.

I've seen enough of these chip videos to know how bad this thing fucks you up and hurts. It's no joke how bad it is so major props for being brave. I'd never eat this shit. All she can do now is ride out the insanity.

My next test.
 

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How about wooden utensils? :dokiSmug:
Really depends on the quality, I have found some wooden utensils absorb grease and/or flavours from the food (specially if you cook with very strong spices) and they end up growing mold or imparting a nasty curry/paprika taste to your rice pudding (I found that out the hard way) even if you clean them like god is watching, also any caramel or molten cheese will stick to them forever if they're cheap. And don't even get me started on plastic... plastic is even worse in every department, when it's more than a year old it just accumulates nicks and microscopic scratches where food particles collect and I find it incredibly unhygienic, most plastics also have absolutely no heat tolerance.

When in doubt, just buy good stainless steel silverware that will literally last 50 years.
 

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Lap in the Reject Night Fight Round 4 in a few hours
#BLWIN
Good Night 😴
 

Todd's Strongest Howard

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Very hipster and/or native but those are actually a pretty nice to use.

Hmm, you don't say...

Honestly though fuck trying to eat soup with glass bowl and metal spoon. How am I supposed to slop this shit into my mouth? Gingerly lift a single spoonful into my mouth from a stationary bowl set on a table? Wood bowl, wood spoon. Paper plate for anything else, impromptu dinner funnel, don't even need a fork.

Pathetic.

Really depends on the quality, I have found some wooden utensils absorb grease and/or flavours from the food (specially if you cook with very strong spices) and they end up growing mold or imparting a nasty curry/paprika taste to your rice pudding (I found that out the hard way) even if you clean them like god is watching, also any caramel or molten cheese will stick to them forever if they're cheap. And don't even get me started on plastic... plastic is even worse in every department, when it's more than a year old it just accumulates nicks and microscopic scratches where food particles collect and I find it incredibly unhygienic, most plastics also have absolutely no heat tolerance.

If you're using unsealed wood utensils more than one-and-done disposable you deserve the punishment your stomach will receive. Just make sure you're doing upkeep on the oiling.
 

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Hmm, you don't say...

Honestly though fuck trying to eat soup with glass bowl and metal spoon. How am I supposed to slop this shit into my mouth? Gingerly lift a single spoonful into my mouth from a stationary bowl set on a table? Wood bowl, wood spoon. Paper plate for anything else, impromptu dinner funnel, don't even need a fork.

Pathetic.



If you're using unsealed wood utensils more than one-and-done disposable you deserve the punishment your stomach will receive. Just make sure you're doing upkeep on the oiling.
Too much fucking work. Welcome to the future old man.
 

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German madlass on Kronii's chat thinks she's up for the chip challenge:
Screenshot 2024-10-30 at 22-38-10 (1) 【1 Million Subs Celebration】 One Chip Challenge 🔥 - YouT...png


DO IT FOR THE FATHERLAND, FRÄULEIN!
 
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If Kronii graduates anytime soon I feel like we can point to the One Chip stream making her reevaluate her life choices.
 

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Coward, what's a few alpha particles and some mild heavy metal poisoning between friends?
Now you've got me thinking. Ingesting Uranium might pitch your voice higher on account of those.

There might be a market for DU nutritional supplements these days.
 

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Hmm, you don't say...

Honestly though fuck trying to eat soup with glass bowl and metal spoon. How am I supposed to slop this shit into my mouth? Gingerly lift a single spoonful into my mouth from a stationary bowl set on a table? Wood bowl, wood spoon. Paper plate for anything else, impromptu dinner funnel, don't even need a fork.

Pathetic.



If you're using unsealed wood utensils more than one-and-done disposable you deserve the punishment your stomach will receive. Just make sure you're doing upkeep on the oiling.
Spoon fork spoon spork fork spoon ork koom
The asian solves this centuries ago. All you need is a pair of chopstick. And wash after you eat.
You lazy westerner even have this thing called a dishwasher too.

Edit:
Fauna are you /here/?
 
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Nenélove

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Spoon fork spoon spork fork spoon ork koom
The asian solves this centuries ago. All you need is a pair of chopstick. And wash after you eat.
You lazy westerner even have this thing called a dishwasher too.
Chinks eat with sticks because they haven't invented the fork, imagine being this primitive.
 

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Minto has some guests for karaoke tomorrow for her 3.0 debut. Looks like:
  • Matara
  • Liz?
  • Wawa
  • Nerissa
  • Iron Mouse
  • Not sure (wouldn't expect it to be Raora)
 
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