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Kirsche Verstahl

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
He likes Jim more than Kirsche, and he doesn't exactly hate her. I've talked with him, he is on her side during the Ana Valens harassment campaign.

He just doesn't want her anywhere near Phase Connect.
Oh so he's not a complete retard then. Still I don't know what's he afraid of, there is literally 0 reason for Kirsche to go to Phase. If he's mad about her collabing with Pippa though then I'm calling him a retard again.
 

Negzana

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 15, 2023
Oh so he's not a complete retard then. Still I don't know what's he afraid of, there is literally 0 reason for Kirsche to go to Phase. If he's mad about her collabing with Pippa though then I'm calling him a retard again.
I don't have anything against Kirsche, just no fat women allowed in Phase.
 

geesecode

Well-known member
Kirsche's Schizos
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
I don't have anything against Kirsche, just no fat women allowed in Phase.
We should extend this to Bostonians of her caliber, too.
 

Last Of The Mohicans

shopping cart not included
Joined:  Sep 20, 2022
You have to realize that when Metokur started out on Youtube you couldnt even make money from ad revenue and streaming was not really a thing. The idea that someone made in 3 weeks what he made in possibly his last 5 years in youtube is a fairly shocking thing. I think its also a way for Metokur to highlight that Vtubing is huge and not as gay and retarded as everyone makes it out to be. Its a good source of income if you make it.
fair enough I suppose
 

MerelyTourist

jkterjter jkterjtier
LM's Ladyboy
Joined:  Feb 5, 2024
I know how to use yt-dlp, I'm using it all the time for personal stuff, but unfortunately we're in the same boat when it comes to Internet speed.
You can spend chump change on your autism and buy VPS
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RestlessRain

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Am I the only one who thought Metokur being suddenly incredibly obsessed with how much money Kirsche makes and constantly going back to talk about it verged into creepy and cringe territory?
The moment Kirsche mentioned making $160K in three weeks off merch, I wanted to hear more too. Metokur's also got to think about financially providing for his wife when he eventually passes away, so I'm sure he'd like to find out how to make even a good fraction of that sort of money. Metokur took the conversation in a direction I think most people were interested in, and I've got no issue with how it went.

Kirsche's payout is obviously an anomaly, and a culmination of a bunch of factors - she's been building an audience for seven years, she had a coalition of left-wing people launching a targeted harassment campaign against her at the exact right time and she has the right sort of audience (male, 18+, predominantly white, right-leaning, culture-war oriented) that could reward her and her sponsors financially. There are very few people that are in an advantageous position like Kirsche's to be able to make the money she made with Gamersupps. And don't be surprised if the hatman gets a Gamersupps sponsorship by his next stream either.
 

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
Posting Financial Audit drops here as well, since Kirsche is inevitably going to view them and talk about them on-stream (she is hopelessly addicted)

This time around it's another 90-Day Fiancé situation, with extended segments of the guest going "It's not cool that you're going to talk about [X] like that other couple" and Caleb going "But I haven't talked about [X] with you, you're the one bringing it up now", and the guests responding "But you're going to talk about [X] like that other couple", over and over and over again throughout the video.

If you want your blood pressure to rise, click the link below!



All of these couples are getting married and spending exorbitant amounts of money on homes, and yet Kirsche is- [MY LAWYERS HAVE ADVISED I DON'T FINISH THIS JOKE BY PAIN OF DEATH BY 1000 KORSCHES]
 

DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
Joined:  Dec 1, 2023
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John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
Even more breaking news, a second sounding-level incident has hit the Kirsche mod team:

Please do not oviposition jello eggs into yourself until they melt
 

superduper

Gods Strongest Yaga Fan!
Nolan's Widow
Early Adopter
Rie's Publicist
Joined:  Nov 7, 2022
Rin Penrose and Joecat being roasted now. Absolutely beautiful.
Did I miss the whole Rin Penrose thing? Can I get a tl;dr or a link to a thread that explains wtf she did? Or maybe I just forgot.
 

Prostate Jackeroff

the retardedest
Joined:  Feb 26, 2024
Did I miss the whole Rin Penrose thing? Can I get a tl;dr or a link to a thread that explains wtf she did? Or maybe I just forgot.
In an attempt to stay relevant, she dropped her gamersupps sponsorship in a twitter vaguepost about kirsche. She waited until after the sinder drama to try to make it less obvious. And then everybody forgot about her again.
 

dumdum did nothing wrong

Well-known member
Joined:  May 19, 2024
In an attempt to stay relevant, she dropped her gamersupps sponsorship in a twitter vaguepost about kirsche. She waited until after the sinder drama to try to make it less obvious. And then everybody forgot about her again.
and only made 20$ dollars in the following stream. wow you sure saved your channel Rin!
 

Negzana

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Joined:  Apr 15, 2023
In an attempt to stay relevant, she dropped her gamersupps sponsorship in a twitter vaguepost about kirsche. She waited until after the sinder drama to try to make it less obvious. And then everybody forgot about her again.
There was a time when these people were Phase's biggest competitor.
 

Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
Did I miss the whole Rin Penrose thing? Can I get a tl;dr or a link to a thread that explains wtf she did? Or maybe I just forgot.
 

superduper

Gods Strongest Yaga Fan!
Nolan's Widow
Early Adopter
Rie's Publicist
Joined:  Nov 7, 2022
There was a time when these people were Phase's biggest competitor.
That was always just an illusion. Throwing massive amounts of money around at an enormous loss for a very long time was never gonna yield results in the long run. And I'm pretty sure everyone and their mother saw through the conpany "transparency" publicity stunt they were pushing for God knows how long!

tl:dr Phase mid corpo supremacy!
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
She also posted that to her youtube and you can see that her audience is literally 12 year old queers.

@Awoogers
@John Vtuber👁️
@naganon

What were thy thinking!

Ahahha HEEUUUUUUGH
 

RestlessRain

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Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 21, 2022

The fact that Kirsche revealed she just make Gamersupps half a million dollars makes this even more funny.

One guy, at his computer, sees his Team Leader walking past:
Gamersupps Sales Rep: Hey, boss, check this out. Rin Penrose is telling us we need to drop Kirsche or (dramatic voice) she'll be leaving us.
Gamersupps Sales Team Leader: (laughs) We're not dropping someone who made us half a million dollars for someone whose name I don't even know. Don't even waste your time responding to her email.
 

dumdum did nothing wrong

Well-known member
Joined:  May 19, 2024
The fact that Kirsche revealed she just make Gamersupps half a million dollars makes this even more funny.

One guy, at his computer, sees his Team Leader walking past:
Gamersupps Sales Rep: Hey, boss, check this out. Rin Penrose is telling us we need to drop Kirsche or (dramatic voice) she'll be leaving us.
Gamersupps Sales Team Leader: (laughs) We're not dropping someone who made us half a million dollars for someone whose name I don't even know. Don't even waste your time responding to her email.
Foxu ate good with this sponsorship.
 

Troon Repeller

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Joined:  May 14, 2025
Oh so he's not a complete retard then. Still I don't know what's he afraid of, there is literally 0 reason for Kirsche to go to Phase. If he's mad about her collabing with Pippa though then I'm calling him a retard again.
Does he know that Pippa and Kirsche go WAY WAY WAY back?
 

Troon Repeller

Well-known member
Joined:  May 14, 2025
(male, 18+, predominantly white, right-leaning, culture-war oriented)
You're a little off.

Kirsche's audience are not the same audience as other VTubers. That's precisely WHY she's successful. Kirsche's audience are predominantly single and married men who are in their 25's - 40's. They're almost all post-college grads with jobs. Some are wage slaves (me), some are well adjusted people with a family and kids (several of Kirsche's own moderators).

This audience has WAY more money to throw around than zoomers who are using their mom's credit card to send akasupas to their oshi.

That's why Kirsche can consistently have lower CCVs than Hololive VTubers, but still make #1. Others have numbers, Kirsche has "oil barons" lol
 
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