General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

[Kanna's Glowiest Assistant]

PillowDear's 40-member ASMR show has started

Spoiler: List of participants

PillowDear
Miori Celesta
Rina Lunette
Enya Ignis
Yuchi
Nymphelia
Raki Kazuki
Mimi (Miyuora)
Niko
Nova Aokami
Goomi
Akugaki Koa
Kara Wilderwood
Lazuli
Mono Monet
Estelle (Essie)
Xiulan Long
Ayu
Menace Mamaki
Juna Unagi
Charlotte Suzu
Nyaru (nyaruchuuu)
Yena Youngblood
Cera Luceria
Immy Bisou
Poma Pon
Lyko Lianna
BeriBug
Bonnie Barkswell
Cersa Soulstorm
Alias Anono
Kanna Yanagi
Nene Amano
Daiya Fortuna
Ashton Marten
Yae Yugiri
Kou Mariya
Meimi Majokko
Hiyori Mokami
Nina Saotome

Nova is doing a watchalong of the Portugal-Spain UEFA Nations League final (and malding at Portugal currently losing)

 

[Scoots]

Crossposting for exposure

Time​

Airi talks to a trash can

 

[MerelyTourist]

> To exceed the current industry norm,
Um... Hololive? Nijisanji?
... Phase?
> In order to provide true equal growth and opportunity to our talents.
Holy ESL, Batman!

> And while we're at it, explore new avenue that have yet to be discovered.
More words that don't mean anything.

> We offer quality without compromise Support without restriction

> And transparency throughout
@NeneLOVE they said the thing!

> While others feign ignorance
Oh boy, shots fired.
> Here, in RELEUM, we are persistenly consulting with industry experts
And I'm done reading this shit.

I thought to do this deconstruction in the post, but it's just obligatory generic word salad dummy plug of no consequence. Basically lorem ipsum.

 

[NeneLOVE]

> To exceed the current industry norm,
Um... Hololive? Nijisanji?
... Phase?
> In order to provide true equal growth and opportunity to our talents.
Holy ESL, Batman!

> And while we're at it, explore new avenue that have yet to be discovered.
More words that don't mean anything.

> We offer quality without compromise Support without restriction

> And transparency throughout
@NeneLOVE they said the thing!

> While others feign ignorance
Oh boy, shots fired.
> Here, in RELEUM, we are persistenly consulting with industry experts
And I'm done reading this shit.

And people will still get down on their knees for these motherfuckers, suck their cock and then when it explodes eveeeeeeryone and their fucking mother will come out in totally le righteous indignation about how evil corpos are and how they knew all along. Omg "please think of the talentssss!!!" The retards and the dramafags will cry.

Like. Fucking. Clockwork.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Ralph Barnhardt posted this on KF:



I need to pay more attention to a voice like that.

V-Dere is a surprisingly quality outfit for a "friend group" corpo, even if a bunch did come from a corpo background.

 

[JusticeDog]

add: well, if they don't spend last money on new debuts instead of FUNDING FUCKING MERCH and PAYING FUCKING SALARIES like dumbfucks at vreverie did

One thing I'll give SVP is that they actually buy a stock of merch before selling it. When they debuted people were getting their orders in less than a month.

(Instead of always taking 12 months to deliver shit )

 

[lakyus]

Marimari underscore EN has some tips for you on how to "pull bitches"

 

[Hff201]

Kiba has an interesting strategy for promoting her plush.

Trigger Warning: White woman legs.

Spoiler

Archive

 

[VSoyBoy]

Kiba has an interesting strategy for promoting her plush.

Trigger Warning: White woman legs.

Spoiler

Archive

Question for feet fags:
What is the point if she's wearing socks so thick and decorated that all contour and detail of the actual feet is lost? She could have stuck some vegetables in her socks for all I know and the result would have looked the same.

 

[Hff201]

Question for feet fags:
What is the point if she's wearing socks so thick and decorated that all contour and detail of the actual feet is lost? She could have stuck some vegetables in her socks for all I know and the result would have looked the same.

It's not a foot thing, it's a leg thing. The high socks draw attention to her thighs.

 

[Banana Hammock]

A vtuber partnered with The Dragon's Treasure has been getting shit for the past couple of days for making fun of vermintide. It's been kind of fun to watch.

https://x.com/AkemiKurai

 

[ChilChakSack]

!!!Lazuli Birthday!!!​

She has some important messages for us

And a cover


Some past streams I'm catching up on:

Spoiler

Sawa celebrating dinosaur month

Why does Panko have a rhino there?

 

[Lurker McSpic]

Kiba has an interesting strategy for promoting her plush.

Trigger Warning: White woman legs.

Spoiler

Archive

those are FAT and not in the sexy kind of way. People have no standards anymore if this shit sells

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

those are FAT and not in the sexy kind of way. People have no standards anymore if this shit sells

Not fat but maybe bowed

 

[Cubanodun]

You guys forget that for new corpos spamming gens in the begining is pretty profitable and a chance to get lucky and randomly nab a diamond in the rough, thus micro corps are often incentivized to spam as much as possible like a tree growing straight up in the jungle to reach any ray of sunlight, often they don't get tall enough before they exhaust their investment and die or sell.

Image unrelated

This is stupid, they did not learn anything about all the explosions that happened this year, accelerating when you have 4 talents gimping for views while 4 are carrying the company is dumb, Nexas at least they were more autistic about it

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Would she care to see Captain Sisko shirtless?

 

[Tubedude]

Bibi art stream:

 

[verxis]

Marimari underscore EN has some tips for you on how to "pull bitches"

5 ways? 5 ways for 5 guys!?

 

[Sh4gg1]

Arya playing Final Fantasy 7

 

[Cubanodun]

those are FAT and not in the sexy kind of way. People have no standards anymore if this shit sells

You have a weird definition of what FAT means