Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

[thhrang]

This is so freaking funny, imagining the gunpla bros having aneurysms right now.

@The Proctor should tune into this.

 

[Kamehameheilhitler]

BALD! BALD! BALD!

 

[DTrp]

 

[Topo Chico]

All of the alcoholism doomering but it's a Friday, which is a fun time to drink. Further, everyone has forgotten the True & Honest #1 American past time: boozing. Up until prohibition people were getting sloshed constantly. Just all the time. The modern amount of drinking is so insignificant to our history it's staggering. For every Rekeita or OnlyUseMeBlade there's a Nancy Pelosi successfully boozing well into their late 70s. Now, being a drunk is not a good aspiration, but it doesn't instantly doom you to a cruel painful death, you can have decades of vague painful memories before the bottle takes ya. Yippie!

Also all those white spots on her nails she needs to be taking her vitamins and do some nailcare.

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

the instructions-

Pippa, you need to read-

Pippa, the instructions-

 

[agility_]

She needs a Parts Separatoooor

PaaaaAaaaarts.... SeparatoooOooooor...

*played to the tune of Smooth Operator

 

[Hff201]

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It's the special needs horse.

All of the alcoholism doomering but it's a Friday, which is a fun time to drink. Further, everyone has forgotten the True & Honest #1 American past time: boozing. Up until prohibition people were getting sloshed constantly. Just all the time. The modern amount of drinking is so insignificant to our history it's staggering. For every Rekeita or OnlyUseMeBlade there's a Nancy Pelosi successfully boozing well into their late 70s. Now, being a drunk is not a good aspiration, but it doesn't instantly doom you to a cruel painful death, you can have decades of vague painful memories before the bottle takes ya. Yippie!

Also all those white spots on her nails she needs to be taking her vitamins and do some nailcare.

The problem is she's using it as a cope, which is what causes people to spiral into dependency.

 

[Kamehameheilhitler]

Please. Look. At. The Pictures.

 

[DTrp]

i think the alcohol is kicking in

 

[JMForte]

dead before 40, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(yes, it's a tasteless joke, that's the point! she needs a wake-up call, before it's too late!)

The only way she'd ever think she'd have a problem is if people didn't want to hang out because she's drunk or got genuinely pissed at her for being drunk when she shouldn't have been. It'd have to be like the Japan trip, she drinks, and thinks because she drank people would want to hang out and do stuff, but no one actually does. She'd have to have Mari, Hina, Kisa, and whoever else she knows in real life to tell her she has a problem, not people over the internet.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

The only way she'd ever think she'd have a problem is if people didn't want to hang out because she's drunk or got genuinely pissed at her for being drunk when she shouldn't have been. It'd have to be like the Japan trip, she drinks, and thinks because she drank people would want to hang out and do stuff, but no one actually does. She'd have to have Mari, Hina, Kisa, and whoever else she knows in real life to tell her she has a problem, not people over the internet.

counterpoint:

she spent most of her life as a hikki neet, this would only cause her to revert even further!

 

[Eat em and breed em]

Her model was stuck like this for a litle

 

[Topo Chico]

The problem is she's using it as a cope, which is what causes people to spiral into dependency.

The problem is she isn't bootin up a gamba sesh and owning RATS. Owning the RATS builds confidence!

 

[Kamehameheilhitler]

Make a careful fold and peel it back

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

The problem is she isn't bootin up a gamba sesh and owning RATS. Owning the RATS builds confidence!

if she gambles while drunk, she will spend more than she would be able to afford, causing her to drink even more, creating a self-perpetuating downward spiral

 

[geesecode]

The problem is she isn't bootin up a gamba sesh and owning RATS. Owning the RATS builds confidence!

Gambling was yesterday's vice tho

 

[DTrp]

The only way she'd ever think she'd have a problem is if people didn't want to hang out because she's drunk or got genuinely pissed at her for being drunk when she shouldn't have been. It'd have to be like the Japan trip, she drinks, and thinks because she drank people would want to hang out and do stuff, but no one actually does. She'd have to have Mari, Hina, Kisa, and whoever else she knows in real life to tell her she has a problem, not people over the internet.

so something like this?

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

IF ONLY SHE TEXTED PAPAKIN TO DROP BY THE GAS STATION FOR SOME TWEEZERS AND A SODA

 

[agility_]

The only way she'd ever think she'd have a problem is if people didn't want to hang out because she's drunk or got genuinely pissed at her for being drunk when she shouldn't have been

If this worked it would actually save the lives of countless Intervention characters.

 

[geesecode]

The building process is starting to be more infuriating than the fecal matter smeared all over the figure. Progress?