"Why can't I be cool like Pippa and have a horsefucking paedophile hate me?"Kirschey

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Aka Split

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Turbo Hitler
That makes me think, has she had any reaction to Ye's new song? Did I miss it?
It's actually got a good message if you are intelligent enough to get past the shock value (and the shock value is part of the point). Granted he kinda ruins that himself when he explains it as "and it is specifically only the Jews doing this".
Maybe it's just because I prefer "Go ahead and call me a nazi, your words have no meaning" over "Go ahead and call me a nazi, I am one". I just don't think it has as much emotional impact and loses the tone of defiance that makes it cool.
 

Tamokii

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Lmao what the fuck? She actually has this much of a personal vendetta against Johnny Depp? That discussion with Pippa about him now makes her look even worse.
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Clearly she is a happy person with no hate in her heart whatsoever. Seems she hates clothing the most based off her recent stories.
 

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Lmao what the fuck? She actually has this much of a personal vendetta against Johnny Depp? That discussion with Pippa about him now makes her look even worse.
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Oh my gosh she's so retarded, doesn't she know that the narrative changed from 'global warming' to 'climate change' like 15 years ago or something?
Keep your NPC chip updated Kelsey, you missed a few patches.

Edit: Now with search term data from Google Trends! It seems the swap started ~June 2014, and was pretty much completed by December 2015
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Oh my gosh she's so retarded, doesn't she know that the narrative changed from 'global warming' to 'climate change' like 15 years ago or something?
Keep your NPC chip updated Kelsey, you missed a few patches.

Edit: Now with search term data from Google Trends! It seems the swap started ~June 2014, and was pretty much completed by December 2015
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The "hide the decline" email changed human history.
 

SourAcid

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Lmao what the fuck? She actually has this much of a personal vendetta against Johnny Depp? That discussion with Pippa about him now makes her look even worse.
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Of course she does. He's an evil white man who in her eyes got away with abusing a poor innocent woman.
 

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Do it bitch, I'm tired of prancing around, put your money where your mouth is.
Me when someone says they're worried about global warming and world hunger but won't commit suicide to reduce their ecological footprint:
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Imagine being a fan of a Canadian idol trying to make it in Japan and that idol is Kelsey. You could have been a fan of Ally and Sally instead. You could have had fluffy and fuzzy pleasantness instead of hateful vitriol, and you'd have gotten two for the price of one.
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Fuwamoco is Barney for adults.
 

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I think she hates Johnny Depp so much because a lot like Heard, Kelsey is the type to fuck Elon Musk while you are at work and shit on your bed (your fault btw)

Fair enough Clara, put on that Mercy outfit, spread your legs and invite Elon home. About time he spread his seed in Japan
 

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Good discussion guys... alright next on the topic list, Kelsey's past eating disorder. Discuss. I just find it weird why she'd post that on her story 10 years later, I guess she still has body image issues.
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Real quetion, how many people follow her? Who is she posting this for? Seems like a cry for help more than anything.

My fucking sides when I got this post recommended to me immediately after seeing this story, I guess that's where Kelsey got the info about girls with colored hair being trafficked less from. :SelenHAHAhere:
Of course, the girl in the post has a horrendous face as well. Wait... I'm sensing a pattern here...

What a peach.
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I have a feeling that the colored hair people are harder to trafficked because they are about 75% heavier than the normal ones.
 

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Lmao what the fuck? She actually has this much of a personal vendetta against Johnny Depp? That discussion with Pippa about him now makes her look even worse.
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You just know that she would have been drooling over Depp prior to the Heard case because weird effeminate freaks are her type.

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I want her and Nolan to have a baby. They'd either make Turbo Hitler or would create the retard to end all other retards, like the black hole version of a retard.
They'd create Juggernaut with down syndrome, no psych ward could contain him from UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU'ing at the new fat black woman statue in new york while holding hands with the retarded little girl standing infront of the raging bull.
 

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Woah, cool it with the Antisemitic remarks.
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Errm, can I get a fact check on that?
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