"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily

Pippakistan's Psych Ward

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Realticule

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Can't wait to watch Putin spend hours giving a full lecture about Eastern European Geopolitics and its' thousand-year history while Pippa is silent the whole time!
Putin has a way with words.
 

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Putin has a way with words.
Putin can spend hours giving in-depth explanations of a thousand years of history while Zelenskyy can't manage one interview without looking like he's having severe drug withdrawals.
:smugpipi:
 

Realticule

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Putin can spend hours giving in-depth explanations of a thousand years of history while Zelenskyy can't manage one interview without looking like he's having severe drug withdrawals.
:smugpipi:
To be fair, you'd look like that as well if you're in a war with Russia and your biggest backer is sending some weird troon that's actively threatening politicians in his own country. Fucker is dead if Putin wins and if Putin loses he just has to chop off his own dick and put on a wig.
 

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diethylether

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Ah yes, it's La creatura's birthday
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every time I see him post in the discord I am reminded of this face worthy of an orc

"I was 10 when I saw Borat in the theater."

...Please get off my lawn. Please.
did she say this or was it a supa?


 

Realticule

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He added the last sentence after the fact.
He's been showing signs of Alzheimer's for a while now, Security might outlive him at this point.
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Fuck! Why does Pippa's disabled girl stream have to be scheduled this day at this time!?!?
I wanna watch the cute disabled girls live MANNNNN!
 

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Eat em and breed em

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Why did Pippa have to respond to that tweet and why did it have to show for me

She's replying to a monster dildo to save you the trouble
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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every time I see him post in the discord I am reminded of this face worthy of an orc


did she say this or was it a supa?



Falling apart back there? I'm pretty sure she's falling apart in real life!

:nehgah:
 

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>Pippa commenting on some other chuuba getting a foot long monster dildo
god dammit bunny...
 
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