The Virtual Asylum Gets First Hitpiece

[John Vtuber👁️]

Sorry Montenegrin, Calli has to answer for her crime of saying black once in a song from over a decade ago.

You're right

As compensation, she should do a cover of the new hit Ye song-

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Calli getting cancelled for the thousandth time is boring. We need the Italian cancelled that would be- Wait maybe not, she is also black like Calli and it never sticks. Maybe uh Bijou, she's not black right

 

[geesecode]

You're right

As compensation, she should do a cover of the new hit Ye song-

How relevant.

 

[Realticule]

Asmongold posted the troonery clip

 

[MerelyTourist]

Asmongold posted the troonery clip

Bruh, asmon's editor flattering this F A T motherfucker.


Also, he's officially grifting now. Sadly, somewhat successfully.


And still maintain his raging VAllure hateboner

 

[God's Saddest Tattletail]

Leaf reacting to Asmon's video on Kirsche, but the thumbnail has the new article in it... haven't watched it yet:

 

[furaibou]

Thou hast been summoned

So be it, so sayeth

Begun the great retard war of May 2025

To arms vermintide, racists, morons and fatties

I thought the great war of 2025 was the India-Pakistan war...otherwise known as 7-Eleven vs 9/11.

 

[furaibou]

And the punchline is when his parents put his birth name on his tombstone.

Thus, finally making it his dead name.

 

[Little Stone]

Asmongold posted the troonery clip

Okay, so who wants to bet Anal Violence's next article is going to be about "Asmongold is le Nazi"? At least that would mean vtubers wouldn't have to be the ones dealing with his tantrums for a while...

Leaf reacting to Asmon's video on Kirsche, but the thumbnail has the new article in it... haven't watched it yet:

Hey, looks like Leaflit has a new hairstyle, and even a hat! Suits her well enough, I think.

 

[oscillator]

Leaf reacting to Asmon's video on Kirsche, but the thumbnail has the new article in it... haven't watched it yet:

Okay, so who wants to bet Anal Violence's next article is going to be about "Asmongold is le Nazi"? At least that would mean vtubers wouldn't have to be the ones dealing with his tantrums for a while...

Oh boy I can't wait until the actual groypers join in the fray to make Kirsche look bad.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Oh boy I can't wait until the actual groypers join in the fray to make Kirsche look bad.

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Don't let Kirsche know she'll tell the Italians

 

[The Proctor]

Oh boy I can't wait until the actual groypers join in the fray to make Kirsche look bad.

The groypers already loathe her and have spent months trying to destroy her for the unthinkable crime of presenting an award to a tanned character in a video game in a show she didn't write for or participate in aside from being a guest announcer as a favor to someone there she likes.

 

[Smelliest007]

The groypers already loathe her and have spent months trying to destroy her for the unthinkable crime of presenting an award to a tanned character in a video game in a show she didn't write for or participate in aside from being a guest announcer as a favor to someone there she likes.

I agree with you, but maybe I am missing something, Barret is black, not tanned?

 

[Spergatory]

I agree with you, but maybe I am missing something, Barret is black, not tanned?

Barret actually loves and takes care of his adopted daughter. There's no way he's black.

 

[Negzana]

The groypers already loathe her and have spent months trying to destroy her for the unthinkable crime of presenting an award to a tanned character in a video game in a show she didn't write for or participate in aside from being a guest announcer as a favor to someone there she likes.

To be fair during that controversy she then admitted her husbando was some Italian vn character so that's not much better

 

[Realticule]

I agree with you, but maybe I am missing something, Barret is black, not tanned?

Don't groypers like black people though? Their leader did sleep with Kanye.

 

[Tubedude]

Don't groypers like black people though? Their leader did sleep with Kanye.

They like gay Yamanba sex, not white women Yamanba sex.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

I haven't seen them comment on this situation

do they have to? cause they can just chill in peace without having to pick a side and live free of bullshit that plagues people like azehara

 

[Little Stone]

do they have to? cause they can just chill in peace without having to pick a side and live free of bullshit that plagues people like azehara

That's not what I meant, I meant more that I don't know what their opinion on the situation is, and thus my comment that they would probably not think similarly to Valens/Marina was speculation rather than a provable fact.

 

[Phantasm]

Don't groypers like black people though? Their leader did sleep with Kanye.

Nick? This is the first I'm hearing of that I know he fucked Destiny though