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God's Strongest Dragoon

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You will never be a real irishman. You have no DUIs, you have no red hair, you have no four-leafed clover. You are a British man twisted by vtubers and national shame into a crude mockery of nature’s drunk.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back bartenders mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your British demeanor behind closed doors.
Paddies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of alcoholism have allowed paddies to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Brits who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a paddy. Your preference for tea is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Bostonian foxgirl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected teeth.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and then get murdered by the police for not possessing a rope license. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Brit is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably British.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
I loved that time when proctor died to animals thrice like a fucking moron.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Freshwater Shiorin
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Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
You will never be a real irishman. You have no DUIs, you have no red hair, you have no four-leafed clover. You are a British man twisted by vtubers and national shame into a crude mockery of nature’s drunk.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back bartenders mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your British demeanor behind closed doors.
Paddies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of alcoholism have allowed paddies to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Brits who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a paddy. Your preference for tea is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Bostonian foxgirl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected teeth.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and then get murdered by the police for not possessing a rope license. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Brit is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably British.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Now he's going to steal all of Ireland's potatoes in revenge, just like his ancestors did before him.
 

Limkin

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Joined:  Mar 1, 2023
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No comment
 

Ensok

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I am a-okay with less shitposting, ironic or otherwise.
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Man... That one left a mark on Proctor
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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I am a-okay with less shitposting, ironic or otherwise.
>places single blade of grass on you
get fucked, retard
 

Short

God Damn the Sun
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Short

God Damn the Sun
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Banana Hammock

Born to Sneed
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Limkin

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Ear popping blowjob. Wow
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
What in the fuck
 

Banana Hammock

Born to Sneed
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The Proctor

Manager Arc Unlocked?
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Lovebug Proctologist
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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There's also the superior Hololive Suika game
 

Porean

Lavender Spider Lover & Tsunderia Scholar
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Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Might play this on stream.
Don't recommend it, physics are real floaty and shitty, also real easy this is my first try;

Screenshot 2023-10-15 at 02-46-23 Hololive Manjuu by Marc.png

4/10 would not suika again

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There's also the superior Hololive Suika game
I concur; if you are going to play a Suika-like, SSRB ball is the one to play. It's much better, feels like something a real game-dev put together, and not a student project like Manjuu.
 
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Aquatic Novellite

Freshwater Shiorin
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Murrayしないで

Just go live!
Joined:  Nov 18, 2022
What did you end up using for on-screen chat? Did you get BotRix working or switch to something else?

I'm probably going to ditch Kick for YT starting next week and I'd prefer if I could just keep using BotRix, but whatever you're using seemed to work.
 
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