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Proctor Zakharov Has An Extraordinarily Retarded Idea

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The Proctor

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So I'm seriously considering shitting where I eat starting a Youtube channel and throwing my hat into the ring as a vtuber. Well, pngtuber, as I physically lack the hardware for a rigged 2D or 3D avatar and screw allowing demons into my holy abode by buying an iPhone.

There is no greater planning or forethought involved here. I've just felt like doing this for a while and thought I may as well announce my plan to commit digital sudoku live to an audience of 2 and see if anyone has the good sense to try and dissuade me from this obviously insane desire.

PNG will probably be a $0.50 commission of some stupid meme design based on this cantankerously violent little shithead that I somehow don't turn into a fancy dinner only because Kirsche likes him;

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Feel free to comment on my latest bout of insanity, undoubtedly brought on by the unholy rituals I allow the members of the Pippaposting thread to conduct in my basement.
 

YlAkZ02UzAWk

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Well this is a surprise, but it's another step to marry Kirsche so it makes sense.
 

Takodachi

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A step closer to getting that green card from june.
What kind of content would you make? You have the male and br'tish debuff right from the get go, do you have a gimmick you can use to stand out?
 

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The 2-view we wanted to groom was here all along. :mikothumbsl:
 

YGO Link Monster

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Aside from the people of the Asylum.Who is the target demographic of this? Like what if some schizos appears.
 

Praid

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I'm not sure why you think this is a good idea. It'll probably be a train wreck, but I'm all for train wrecks. Live your dream Proctor.

Though I really don't think Kirsche will collab with you...
 

NotScuddle

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Proctor I love you buddy but you cant want the Kirschussy bad enough to do this.
 

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So I'm seriously considering shitting where I eat starting a Youtube channel and throwing my hat into the ring as a vtuber. Well, pngtuber, as I physically lack the hardware for a rigged 2D or 3D avatar and screw allowing demons into my holy abode by buying an iPhone.

There is no greater planning or forethought involved here. I've just felt like doing this for a while and thought I may as well announce my plan to commit digital sudoku live to an audience of 2 and see if anyone has the good sense to try and dissuade me from this obviously insane desire.

PNG will probably be a $0.50 commission of some stupid meme design based on this cantankerously violent little shithead that I somehow don't turn into a fancy dinner only because Kirsche likes him;

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Feel free to comment on my latest bout of insanity, undoubtedly brought on by the unholy rituals I allow the members of the Pippaposting thread to conduct in my basement.
A step closer to getting that green card from june.
What kind of content would you make? You have the male and br'tish debuff right from the get go, do you have a gimmick you can use to stand out?
Seconded, I might tune in if not just to piss you off in the chat.

Also nice bird bro, who would've thought our cynical, no BS bossman was an aviphile.
 

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Whatever you do, you better not pick stream timeslots that overlap with Jersh streams and Pippa or else I will personally come skin your bird alive and use it as part of the Satanic Rituals we do in the Pippathread. You also better actually have content prepared with an effort to be entertaining. I'd suggest ripping off the MATI format on covering news/VTubercows or something unless you just plan on doing something generic like playing games or zatsuing (which would make it very hard for you to stand out, at least initially). Maybe you could be the one VTuber Josh would actually collab with in the future.

Though I really don't think Kirsche will collab with you...
We're talking about the woman who unironically wanted to collab with Null here. I think there's actually a decently strong chance she'd take the opportunity to talk with the knock-off forum ooperator.
 

Banana Hammock

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Sure. If you don't suck, I might listen to your streams while I play games.
 

Takodachi

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Maybe you could be the one VTuber Josh would actually collab with in the future.
Highly unlikely for 2 reasons.
  1. Vtuber
  2. Br*tish
 

The Proctor

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A step closer to getting that green card from june.
What kind of content would you make? You have the male and br'tish debuff right from the get go, do you have a gimmick you can use to stand out?
Seconded, I might tune in if not just to piss you off in the chat.

Also nice bird bro, who would've thought our bossman was an aviphile.

Probably content that is somewhat similar to Kirsche's tangent streams. Not the crazy degenerate stuff, more the social commentary and analysis. I've also wanted to do book reading and commentary before. Stuff like Thomas Sowell's economic and historical work, the documents written by the founding fathers, interesting psychological experiments, etc.

I have minimal interest in gaming streams, mostly because my internet isn't all that amazing anyway. Any that I did would definitely be retro-style. Something like Rimworld or Dwarf Fortress could be cool. Also a big fan of Starsector. Stuff I can play while also maintaining a decent stream-of-consciousness on other topics that interest me.
 

La+ de Central Norte

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Dont somehow groom yourself in the process please.
 

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Probably content that is somewhat similar to Kirsche's tangent streams. Not the crazy degenerate stuff, more the social commentary and analysis. I've also wanted to do book reading and commentary before. Stuff like Thomas Sowell's economic and historical work, the documents written by the founding fathers, interesting psychological experiments, etc.

I have minimal interest in gaming streams, mostly because my internet isn't all that amazing anyway. Any that I did would definitely be retro-style. Something like Rimworld or Dwarf Fortress could be cool. Also a big fan of Starsector. Stuff I can play while also maintaining a decent stream-of-consciousness on other topics that interest me.
God I can't wait for all of the 8 hour economics rants about how the world is gonna fucking end in 10 years...
 

Takodachi

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God I can't wait for all of the 8 hour economics rants about how the world is gonna fucking end in 10 years...
Not again...
 

The Proctor

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God I can't wait for all of the 8 hour economics rants about how the world is gonna fucking end in 10 years...

The Federal Reserve and Its Consequences Have Been a Disaster for the Human Race...

Actually that's just when I have my friend on as a co-host.
 

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Couldn't you just dm kirche "hey" instead? :kaelalaugh:
 

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