"We were admiring Calli's TV, it's a really nice TV, and then Calli's like 'yeah you know it's good for playing games on it', and then IRyS looked at me DEAD IN THE EYE and was like '...you wanna s m a s h!?!' and there was an awkward silence, we maintained eye contact for like 10 seconds and I was like '...bro??' but then!, she said it again!"Hakos Baelz

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agility_

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It would be funny if she lets on that she carries a butter knife as well.
 

Hff201

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"Could we rent a girlfriend, take her to a cosplay store, and dress her up as Marine?"
 

2DUM4U

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Now they want to make their rental girlfriend dress up as Marine.
 

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"Could we rent a girlfriend, take her to a cosplay store, and dress her up as Marine?"
Could I ?

I mean a friend.
 

Realticule

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I CAN STILL FIX HER
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Some poor rent-a-girl is going to get ryona'ed by creepy little meat hands, isn't she?
 

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"Nasa, can you help us hire a woman?" - Pipkin Pippa 2024
 

Planetary Bombardment

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This was not supposed to be a stream idea.

 

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LEAVE NASA ALONE
 

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"Clara's not a cute girl." - Pipkin Pippa 2024
 

Hff201

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"Nasa, can you help us hire a woman?"

Some poor rent-a-girl is going to get ryona'ed by creepy little meat hands, isn't she?
You typed this with one hand, didn't you?
 

Eat em and breed em

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Poor Clara...
 

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"Everytime Clara moves or opens her mouth, Sakana's like 'can you please stop'"
"Clara's fun, she's not cute"
 

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Realticule

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"If I was gay and had a girlfriend, it would probably be someone like Clara." - Uruka
 

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DTrp

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Pippa, do whatever you want. Just remember every single one of these girls has some form of STD, and no not just hee hee haa haa herpes, I mean crap like clamydia or syphilis.
Chlamydia and syphilis are easily curable with antibiotics. herpes is forever. Although I'd prefer none myself thank you.
 

ScarletCorrupt

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>Kevin tells them to stop being gay
>They get even fucking gayer
:Vesper-UNHINGED:
 
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