Pippakistan's Psych Ward

[Hff201]

1. Pippa has nothing to do with the current situation, do not bring it up in her stream, do not try to involve or cause issues for her, do not superchat or try to bait her into talking about it.

Fuck, what else am I supposed to spend my $0.07 worth of Argentinian pesos on?

 

[DogBone]

I usualy dislike brooms, but I hope they keep this shit handled for the next two streams. I just wanna enjoy the KS stream and part 2 of the horror game.

I would understand if Pippa was indie, but the fact she's in Phase and Phase is semi-involved with the con makes it a game of "What the fuck do you expect her to do?"

 

[RedRage]

I would understand if Pippa was indie, but the fact she's in Phase and Phase is semi-involved with the con makes it a game of "What the fuck do you expect her to do?"

And this is right after her saying multiple times the last few weeks that she's just gonna steer clear of drama and just have fun living her life. The people who spam this shit just want her reaction or for her to say something in the heat of the moment she'll regret.

 

[JMForte]

>kirsche blacklisted
>pippa is silent

 

[famous artist pipkun]

is there a contra kirsche being hosted at offkai?

 

[kingcaid]

Sorry, all the jannies are protesting and hanging up their dustpans until you stop using slurs and start calling them moderators or people of sweep

I feel the servant class should be called chimney sweepers, they're already black.

 

[thhrang]

I feel like this should be crossposted here...

Average Day of a Pippa Thread Poster:

> Wake Up
> Shit
> Check TVA Pippa Thread while dumping ass
> See the remains of the thread after you turned in for the night
> Thrangg and Reticule kissing but nothing too out of the ordinary
> Check Twitter to see if Pippa has posted
> She retweeted some foot porn of herself before going to bed
> *clicks tongue* nice.jpg
> Posts on TVA "Ugh, looks like she retweeted more porn"
> Save to your utterly glowing phone
> Get out of bed
> Time for work!
> Wouldn't normally be a wagie, but need to keep your pippa membership running
> Can't be mistaken for a filthy grey
> Lunch break
> Pull up twitter
> BIG NEWS
> Pippa is getting groomed again by big titty asian build a bear scammers
> Laugh as you begin to archive everything for the Pippa Thread
> You all work together to collect enough info to get Pippa to unfollow the scammer accounts
> Successful Big Brother Experience Sidequest Accomplished!
> You didn't realize you've been shitposting for 4 hours
> Boss is Furious
> Fifth time this week
> You're fired
> Whatever, you have enough in savings to stay a member for the rest of the year at least.
> Get home
> Pippa is streaming in ten minutes!
> Brew up a cup of your Phase Connect Pippa Coffee
> Five minutes!
> Put on your favorite pair of Pippa Programmer socks
> 8:59!
> You wait...
> 9:00:01
> LATE SHE'S LATE SHE HATES YOU HOW COULD SHE DO THIS WHY IS SHE WITH REZZZUL OR UWU AGAIN HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN THE VOICES ARE COMMING YOU NEED HER PLEASE PIPPA NOOOOOOOOOOO
> PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI!!
> She's here!
> You quickly send a blue Argentinean superchat telling her it's your birthday
> She sings happy birthday just for you
> 6th time this week
> What a great stream
> You get back into bed and prepare to create your nightly tulpa of Pipkin Pippa
>Goodnight The Virtual Asylum's Pippaposting thread

 

[kingcaid]

I feel like this should be crossposted here...

Being reminded of the socks has made me curious. Has Proctor told you and the other Jannies theyre a required part of your janni uniform yet?

 

[RedRage]

Being reminded of the socks has made me curious. Has Proctor told you and the other Jannies theyre a required part of your janni uniform yet?

He's waiting until after they ship so he can guilt them into wearing them by saying he can't send them back.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

You see Pippa releases a pair of long socks as merch
You expect Nyaru, Jelly, and Natsumi to wear them
You get the TVA Jannies, Deslaris, and Ken Ashcorp wearing them

 

[RedRage]

You see Pippa releases a pair of long socks as merch
You expect Nyaru, Jelly, and Natsumi to wear them
You get the TVA Jannies, Deslaris, and Ken Ashcorp wearing them

It's not fair...

 

[RestlessRain]

 

[ScarletCorrupt]

Will her level of lateness finally match her level of gayness? Find out tonight!

 

[Hff201]

Does this count toward the Friday conspiracy?

 

[RedRage]

Does this count toward the Friday conspiracy?

She full on removed the OSRS streams for something in its timeslot, so I'd say yes.
E: Fuck that, better rrat, this is about the Kirsche drama.

 

[RestlessRain]

She full on removed the OSRS streams for something in its timeslot, so I'd say yes.
E: Fuck that, better rrat, this is about the Kirsche drama.

Someone with a face like this would never steer me wrong.

 

[Saturnus]

OSRS stream tonight.

He doesn't know...

SHE HATES US!

 

[Salado]

SHE HATES US!

Always have

 

[Lazybug]

Inb4 she's heard about the Kirsche drama and is now schizoing out

 

[famous artist pipkun]

vns are gay so i wonr be tuning in, someone clip the sex for me