"Okay DM, I Ready Action:
Fire at the first hostile who enters my line of sight"
"Alright"
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"A pizza guy approaches the neighbouring domicile."
"roll to hit, with Disadvantag--"
"WAIT WAIT WAIT, he's not hostile!"
"Your character is Paranoid, remember? Surely it's what your character would do?" *clackclack* [20,20] *clackclackclackclack* [15 damage]
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"Even with Disadvantage due to your jitters, you blast him clean in the face. He lies upon your doorstop, bleeding out all over your welcome mat. The neighbours hear of it, and the cops will be there shortly."
"God fucking dammit, chat."