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Stunned But Dumb

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So does this thread get locked at 2k or 3... or 5?
 

DTrp

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So does this thread get locked at 2k or 3... or 5?
last i heard it's going to be at 2k now... not sure if it's in effect right now or in the near future though
 

Just pretending

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We still need a kill yourself rea- oh wait



I summon you @Just pretending Tell this Hanukkah Whore to grab a rope!!!
Hey, @Realticule, I'd like to dedicate a verse or two of a particular song to you:

Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute
You'll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in it
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
There's really nothing to it
Just grab a mug
And chug a cup of lighter fluid

Kill yourself, it won't be painful
If you are able
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
There's a trigger, pull it
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet

Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath till it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
Let Oprah sit on your face
Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Phillips head screw
Marry Courtney Love
 

Realticule

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The transcripts of the Prosecutor utterly demolishing his bullshit excuses was very satisfying. He can't run or hide anymore from his mistakes and he knows his days are numbered.
Don't forget, Balldo thought this was a good photo to put in the slides for his property for sale
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Eat em and breed em

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Rinfriend

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I appreciate it.
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e:


You truly are Pippa’s most dedicated schizo, I was on my way to post it here then suddenly I find your god damn dog fingers already on it.

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Helmet-kun Backwards

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E: behold a recipe that has portions measured out by price ($4.99 ground beef)
From /pcg/:

Airi posted a pic of what it looks like:
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Wait a minute...

>1/2 pound-ish of beef

>ketchup

>sugar and onion

Congrats Sakana, you figured out how to make D tier Sloppy Joes and you.... added eggs to it and put it on spaghetti. I'd be willing to bet the soy sauce is just an asian replacement for actually putting salt in the meal, might make it a bit more Manwich-y but probably not terrible...

But the eggs. To be clear, eggs aren't bad with sloppy joes, it's not an uncommon thing with bachelors and people cleaning out their fridges. In the end, a sloppy joe is just some variety of tomato sauce with beef in it, those 3 main ingredients get along just fine taste wise. But scrambled? Why?? Just fucking cook an omelette and throw the sauce in as a filling or something, don't scramble them and add them TO the sloppy joes! FFS, you could fry the damn eggs and eat them with the meat sauce however you wanted! Scrambled eggs + sloppy joes together is just flavored goo :calivomit:




... and there's no excuse at all for the spaghetti sauce aspect of it. You have beef and onions, keep most of the fat in and that's a meal right there. I can even buy the soy sauce in that scenario, it'd probably be kind of tasty. But ketchup + eggs on pasta is cursed, it should be sent back to the depths of hell where it belongs.

Fishman HATE:fishfry::fishfry::fishfry:
 
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Goes to NYC and someone steals her card info, I'm sure she will not see the correlation between these two events. :smugpipi:
 

Saturnus

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Wait a minute...

>1/2 pound-ish of beef

>ketchup

>sugar and onion

Congrats Sakana, you figured out how to make D tier Sloppy Joes and you.... added eggs to it and put it on spaghetti. I'd be willing to bet the soy sauce is just an asian replacement for actually putting salt in the meal, might make it a bit more Manwich-y but probably not terrible...

But the eggs. To be clear, eggs aren't bad with sloppy joes, it's not an uncommon thing with bachelors and people cleaning out their fridges. In the end, a sloppy joe is just some variety of tomato sauce with beef in it, those 3 main ingredients get along just fine taste wise. But scrambled? Why?? Just fucking cook an omelette and throw the sauce in as a filling or something, don't scramble them and add them TO the sloppy joes! FFS, you could fry the damn eggs and eat them with the meat sauce however you wanted! Scrambled eggs + sloppy joes together is just flavored goo :calivomit:




... and there's no excuse at all for the spaghetti sauce aspect of it. You have beef and onions, keep most of the fat in and that's a meal right there. I can even buy the soy sauce in that scenario, it'd probably be kind of tasty. But ketchup + eggs on pasta is cursed, it should be sent back to the depths of hell where it belongs.

Fishman HATE:fishfry::fishfry::fishfry:
He needs to remove the sugar too. Ketchup already has plenty of it (unless he's buying some weird ass organic ketchup not made by Heinz). I'd actually be willing to try this as a sloppy joe recipe rather than fucking Spaghetti Bolognese.
 

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What if at the end of the karaoke relay they announce the new invaders?
 

Prostate Cuckarov

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new invaders:
marimari_en
marimari_cn
mikumiku_br
 

Hff201

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What if at the end of the karaoke relay they announce the new invaders?
Rie organised this. The announcement is her album.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Rie organised this. The announcement is her album.
>Rie organized

Oh my god she is gonna announce Pippa's graduation
 

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