Official Phase Begging Thread

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

As we know dreams can come true. Only the most super serious of entries. Make your case for yourself or on behalf of your oshi (Hi Dizzy, Hi Pippa it is so Rie's turn)

The format is as follows:

SENZAWA FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE



:

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

MARINA VT FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE

 

[Postal rrat]

Chinchilla for phase for fuck sucks pippa needs more nepo hires

 

[Realticule]

More Pippa!

 

[NeneLOVE]

Inb4 this thread goes from ironic to actually fucking serious and delusional

 

[Postal rrat]

Inb4 this thread goes from ironic to actually fucking serious and delusional

Reticule is here it's already begun

 

[Realticule]

Reticule is here it's already begun

All I asked for was more Pippa, is that such a crime?

 

[UberSoldat]

Lisa and Rosemi, pretty please

 

[dkn2038]

I will begin... I might outschizo everyone here but might be right in the future... I hit all my initial predictions with invaders even if I lost my faith sometimes

Spoiler: weak cases at least for now

SARA NAGARE AND ANON NON FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE



they have the PC vibes already, their models are great with little to no work to do, only new outfits, they're talented and lack a place to call home now, might become invaders some day, or might join next gens and make everything more confusing on the naming of gens...

ARAKA LUTO FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE



she would be a strong contender if she could stream at least twice a week

NANA ASTERIA FOR PHASE (or hololive) FUCKS SAKE

:nonexistingyagoobegsmilie:

might join phase if hololive keeps rejecting her, but I feel she'll be picked for the next holoEN generation before that happens...

SENZAWA FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE



ok, give me the meds right now... she's big, and she will grow again, but she needs a comprehensive management, there's no other place like phase for her at all, no other company can offer her better even if phase resources are actually limited, somehow I think only phase can give her the peace she needs to come back to regular streams, and she can use sakana as a punching bag whenever she needs... I KNOW IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE but she knows panko manko... I'm sure she watched today's debuts along us and she already feels resentment towards holo's management so she will not join another JP minded corpo...

Spoiler: medium strenght cases

UTANO PANDORA FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE



everything depends on Lumi's relationship with her, I don't feel her sidekick as the mascot for a retarded web browser is going well, might as well graduate there and ask for a place at phase... might be already vetoed, who knows...

LISA FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE



fishman might poach that poor sheep while brave implodes

FUYO CLOVERFIELD FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE



sold her soul to brave just to escape, that's about to end, she's EU timezone friendly and really talented on chaotic streams

Spoiler: higher strenght cases

PIPPA BLUE FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE



she has pippa's (pink) approval already, the only doubt is that she asked their fans for the money to get a new model, might not happen right now but she will join whenever she wants unless she's as insecure as the black sheep... LISA, YOU JUST HAD TO ASK THE FISH "OK, FISH, WHERE DO I SIGN?"

CHROMUCHROMU FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE



she's peak nepohire material, might join gen4 because her model is far from phase's quality, they always say no while being already in the basement LMAO

AIKO FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE



she's already a manager, fishman might slowly convince her to stream league on her own and 30 minutes to midnight streams, becoming a new invader

I lack knowledge on more indies, anything else could happen, right now they're probably the #1 pick for a lot of indies, most assume they wont get picked for hololive but might be more possitive towards phase, and aside offkai level retards, the companies reputation is really good, fishman can pick almost whomever he wants, and only Sayu-level retards would say no

it would be interesting discussing who isn't gonna be picked... like alienmixture's case, she was a solid option until she tweeted that she was gonna abandon vtubing unless she could get all her income only from streams...

Le tweet

 

[Negronald Trump]

This corpo needs more

Hylo for Phase!!!
Milkywayz for Phase!!!
Aradia for Phase!!!
Nyaru for Phase!!!
Kirsche for Phase!!!
Annytf for Phase!!!
Nikocado Avocado for Phase!!!
CaseOh for Phase!!!

 

[dkn2038]

This corpo needs more

Hylo for Phase!!!
Milkywayz for Phase!!!
Aradia for Phase!!!
Nyaru for Phase!!!
Kirsche for Phase!!!
Annytf for Phase!!!
Nikocado Avocado for Phase!!!
CaseOh for Phase!!!

nyaru might have chances for real...

 

[Hff201]

Guys, what's the most effective way to convince vtubers to join Phase? I'm already sending a bunch of them emails daily to make sure they see them, and making threads on /vt/ to spread the word.

I was thinking of sending superchats (in third-world currencies, so I can afford more), but I'm not really interested in showing up to the streams, I just want to recruit more talents so we can win.

 

[Euthyphro]

Hey Fishman, I know you got Clio to kill dead hours, but I just want to point out that there are quite a few British free agents floating around right now, ready to fill those sweet, underserved EU hours:

 

[Negronald Trump]

Guys, what's the most effective way to convince vtubers to join Phase? I'm already sending a bunch of them emails daily to make sure they see them, and making threads on /vt/ to spread the word.

I was thinking of sending superchats (in third-world currencies, so I can afford more), but I'm not really interested in showing up to the streams, I just want to recruit more talents so we can win.

Let me just say, Times Square Billboards always does the trick. Just look at what it did to Finana.

Wait...

 

[dkn2038]

Hey Fishman, I know you got Clio to kill dead hours, but I just want to point out that there are quite a few British free agents floating around right now to fill those sweet, sweet EU hours:
View attachment 97019

from there:
-I like squirmimi but I feel she'll join Vallure instead, depends on how serious she is on adult content LOL
-bonnie is globie's queen right now, but being the captain of a sinking ship is dumb, might consider a graduation, same with max verstappen vtuber (but her content is not as diverse as fishman would like)
-rhubarb was kani kanizawa, was already noticed by shiina, she might have her vote for real
-pippa (blue) just has to ask for her contract
-rin is too male adjacent to be picked
-aura might jump from being a mascot, operaGX is already falling in disgrace
-triggerphish's company is not dead YET
-REM will be at v4mirai until they reach nijisanji's retardation levels

 

[dkn2038]

Let me just say, Times Square Billboards always does the trick. Just look at what it did to Finana.

Wait...

you just need a billboard next to a road, like pippa's or nyaru's

 

[RestlessRain]

People won't tell you that this thread was organized on behalf of, and at the request of Sakana, to help him find the next group of Invaders since he missed out on Lisa last time.

 

[closedblas]

As we know dreams can come true. Only the most super serious of entries. Make your case for yourself or on behalf of your oshi (Hi Dizzy, Hi Pippa it is so Rie's turn)

The format is as follows:

SENZAWA FOR PHASE FUCKS SAKE

senzawa is the road to nepo'ing Belle Delphine.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Lumi must feel very lonely, being the only mean girl that killed her previous corpo in Phase. She also plans to kill Vtubing, and that's hard to do alone.

Therefore, for Lumi's sake, ELIRA PANDORA I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! LUMI NEEDS YOU SO MUCH, SHE'LL EVEN NEPOHIRE YOU INTO PHASE!

 

[JusticeDog]

Nijisanji is about to kill Twisty, it's a perfect chance to pick her up