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wtf is happening
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
This Helldivers 2 collab is already shaping up to be 4 retarded women screaming in terror and confusion
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023
This Helldivers 2 collab is already shaping up to be 4 retarded women screaming in terror and confusion
Shiina and Dizzy are pretty terrible at games, especially shooters. It's gonna be a glorious shit show.
 

famous artist pipkun

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Mindflayer and Master Baiter
Joined:  Jun 5, 2023
shiina ember dizzy make fun of the us military which id funny. but my 1st reaction was "these chinks have thr gall?!" am i racist? lumi was quiet
 

SomeRando

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Joined:  May 19, 2023
Shiina and Dizzy are pretty terrible at games, especially shooters. It's gonna be a glorious shit show.

Ember's gonna need a back rub after this for hard carrying (I volunteer for democracy)
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023
Ember's gonna need a back rub after this for hard carrying (I volunteer for democracy)
She's losing points for having teamkilled everyone already (herself included), some of them multiple times.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Ember's gonna need a back rub after this for hard carrying (I volunteer for democracy)
And then she dropped an orbital strike on the rest of her team
 

Kalion

:)
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
Ember's ancestral instincts of guerilla warfare have fully activated to carry this team.
 

MythicalSloth

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Joined:  Jan 24, 2023
Ember is a savage.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Mission Objective: "Help escort 20 Civilians to the Shuttle Bay"
Post-Mission Report: "We killed 25 Civilians"
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023
I think out of the ~15 deaths so far only 2 have been due to bugs.
 

Thomas Talus

Εκ λόγου άλλος εκβαίνει λόγος
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Bugs don't kill people; Ember kills people.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023

MythicalSloth

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Joined:  Jan 24, 2023

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
All the girls are upset that they didn't get to be bunnygirls for Valentine's Day merch
 

MythicalSloth

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Joined:  Jan 24, 2023
It's finally time for space vietnam.

 

Security

irc.rizon.net #TheVirtualAsylum
Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
Oh no.

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Fighting Bugs: "haha, this is just like Starship Troopers, die bug, lol"
Fighting Bots: EXTREME PTSD
 

reinigen

Dang it
Ward Security
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Bugs don't kill people; Ember kills people.


Edit - did someone tell our favorite tards they should have armor piercing bullets before trying the Droids?
 

Security

irc.rizon.net #TheVirtualAsylum
Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
I swear, if Nano's new model is basically Yuri...
 
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