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Man, after everything that's happened this evening, I need this hag stream.
Clara throws me off because she sounds a LOT like Fuyo Cloverfield
Where did these girls go to school, I grew up in the country and had Bio, Chem, and Physics all required.
"When One Piece finally ends, we're going to get a graduation"
In many Canadian provinces, they're options for grades 11+12, or sometimes 10+11+12
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Why wouldn't livers have stock if it's a public company? Options is a great way to pay people without paying them and force them to be invested, it's also a better tax option after the reforms under Bill Clinton which is why the stock market is such a cancer on society today.
You know thats exactly what my company did
It was great! Got 50 shares one time, the government took away 16 of those for taxes and I never got a bonus! NICE!
EDIT: Covid also tanked the market right when I was able to cash them out so I had to wait a couple more years on top of it too!
E: Next up is the aftershow.
Shame it's none of the hags I love most in PC, namely Jelly
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Options are even stupider than that. If you don't stay your entire vested period you can just be fucked out of them, so all that stock you have access to in five years from now only matters if you make it to year five and only if it's above where it was five years prior when it was earmarked. It's a great way to trap people in a company and put a gun to their heads at the same time.
As for taxes, actually the Bill Clinton bullshit is why they're so popular as they help avoid taxes. Remember long term cap gains are taxed at a cap out of 15%.
There's a reason why all CEO pay is in stock, but not in the same way as employees.
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Clara just threw down one of her Hag Trump cards
Clara just threw down one of her Hag Trump cards
Yeah Airi, it's not that weird. Some couples don't even sleep in the same house....
>Sperm bank eugenics
Hags getting too real now
Give back my fake hags 
Hags getting too real now
Give back my fake hags 
fuwamoco are going to get laid on stream! 
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