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FuwaMoco talking with Advent about being Christmas trees this year. Kinda paraphrased.
Nerissa: "Can I be the apple that falls from your tree? That means I'd be your daughter! Mommy Fuwawa! Mommy Mococo!"
Mococo: "...I'm not gonna be a soccer mom though."
Biboo: "Can I be the flower of your tree?"
FuwaMoco: "You're already the flower of our tree!"
Biboo: "You know the flower is the reproductive part of the tree right?"
Everyone:
Shit negro, if Lia is actually allergic to mosquitos then she might be a for real shut in. Would also explain how pale she is. Also GTFO of Cali, that state doesn't have enough variance in temp to get rid if the bastards
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