Liveposting - LMAOOOOOOO's not included due to ongoing recession

[Jolted Cookies]

ESL
"Ya'll"

 

[Panko Enjoyer]

The ESLs are yelling at each other

 

[agility_]

Welcome to the "Sakana, Dizzy, and Uruka are all related" rabbithole

What. I thought Dizzo was filipina.

 

[Awoogers]

Jelly is rabid for this fish

 

[Abomination]

I'm going to swear on stream because I hate you, just to spite you! -Jelly

This is going exactly as expected.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Aside from the occasional word that trips them up, you wouldn't know any of them were ESL.

 

[Panko Enjoyer]

 

[Awoogers]

That would actually be a great idea

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

What. I thought Dizzo was filipina.

You should ask that in her chat

 

[Abomination]

First thing Fishman looks for in applicants is their voice in their audition video.

Males and troons BTFO'd.

 

[agility_]

"Pleasant tone of voice and a hook"
How did Tenma and Uruka and Iori and....

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

"Pleasant tone of voice and a hook"
How did Tenma and Uruka and Iori and....

Hey, Uruka sounds cool

Uhuahuahuahua

 

[Paladin]

lying on your resume is approved by fish

 

[agility_]

Sakana looks for how sad women react to a game rather than being aces at it. I have to agree with his approach. Even I've gotten bored of watching Okayu just waltz through a game.

"FOR GEN1, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING"

 

[Kalion]

"We all lied on the interview!"
Glad to see vtuber auditions are no different from a normal job interview.

 

[Jolted Cookies]

Tell us something we didn't know fishman

 

[Panko Enjoyer]

 

[Lee Crabb]

"I almost sued him " - Tenma

 

[agility_]

I like how every question is turning into a Jelly roast.
Sakana expects his bargain bin employees to work for free. A true man of western capital ideals.

e: oh good god Jelly you are yabbin'

 

[Panko Enjoyer]

He hired Shiina because he wanted an artist
He hired Jelly because he wanted a music producer