Liveposting - LMAOOOOOOO's not included due to ongoing recession

[Superduper Samurai]

>wake up
>new holo kino
>check on Niji
>goldenboy Vox got scammed by an NFT music company for his faggy "film"
>their remaining good merch (the puppets) had a price hike

 

[Shuba Saber]

>Polka petting cats in the cafe
>Mori walks in "you are arrested, Sora reported on you for being a gang member"
>Biboo took polka to prison
>Polka "Why am I arrested"
>Biboo: "Nihongo wakaranai"
>Mori walks in, release polka
>Polka walks out of prison, screams "There's no freedom of press"
>Lap + Botan arrest her again
>she is now being interrogated by Lap+ and the chair about her previous warrant after already released by Mori
>after some interrogation. Subaru came in clear of all charge
>"Do you need a lift back to the cat cafe"
>"No thanks"
>"The police are scary"
>"I heard that" - laplus
>"Runs"

She initially got arrested cause she was doing her best dramafag impression and wrote an article, claiming that Sora might be connected to the gang only because she was talking to Towa. Just like a real journalist

 

[frz]

She initially got arrested cause she was doing her best dramafag impression and wrote an article, claiming that Sora might be connected to the gang only because she was talking to Towa. Just like a real journalist

yeah it was kinda chaotic all I hear is arrested because of sora and something about gang. But I found the reason

She complained to miko, got arrested by miko again, this time miko took her to apologize to Sora. God forgave her. Aaaaaaaaaand now she died jumped off a building

 

[Willemshaven]

Subaru sent the Korean to deal with Ayame. Big mistake.


EDIT: Timestamp.

 

[frz]

Subaru sent the Korean to deal with Ayame. Big mistake.

checked out kanade stream
>already at the casino table with watame & fubuki
Does fubuki just live there full time

 

[Awoogers]

checked out kanade stream
>already at the casino table with watame & fubuki
Does fubuki just live there full time

fubukers is never leaving the fucking casino

 

[Dawifet]

This actually happened

 

[Shuba Saber]

checked out kanade stream
>already at the casino table with watame & fubuki
Does fubuki just live there full time

fubukers is never leaving the fucking casino

Fubuki was one of the biggest reason the cops are broke now (another being how many car crashes happened due to women driving). She was enticing the others to go gambling with her, sometimes using the hospital bills of the girls as a bargaining chip. If she loses, the bill gets cleared but if she wins, the debt increases. And because everyone is an addict, they just kept going back to the casino and losing money. Laplus, Noel and Watame were there most of the time towards the end. And then there's Kanade, who will likely be on a leash tomorrow because if you leave her alone for 2 minutes, she's either losing money at the casino or dead, which also loses money.

Somehow the head nurse has been more of a threat than any gang member

Subaru is basically roleplaying both Police Chief and Tired Single Mother of 7 (+4 adopted foreign kids). She said she did the most multitasking she has ever done during her time in Holo and today was only Day 1. Good luck surviving the rest of the week.

I also just noticed this but it's funny how the police "uniform" is essentially just cosplaying Tifa. I'm sure the fanart will be blessed.

 

[frz]

I'm sure the fanart will be blessed.

>will
They are already shitting them out my man

Ngl I was a bit skeptical with polka's approach at first, she decided to be a lone wolf reporter, which kinda goes against the socializing and interactive nature of RP. And the server is pretty unequipped for this kinda job too (crime alerts also go to the reporter in NoPixel I think, and they are given helicopter and long zooming camera to follow the action).
While everyone was having fun and interacting with each other. She spent most of her time writing and managed to shat out 12 articles in 1 stream

But alas she was able to score a good sora-slander arc day 1. Hope she can enjoy the following day.

Also this was kino spy action but lead nowhere since it's day 1 and the crims weren't doing anything interesting

 

[Abomination]

>Polka wrote a hit piece slandering Sora

>Polka petting cats in the cafe
>Mori walks in "you are arrested, for slandering Sora"
>Biboo took polka to prison
>Polka "Why am I arrested"
>Biboo: "Do I look like someone who'd know"
>Mori walks in, "you are lucky we don't issue fines on the first day", releases polka.
>Polka walks out of prison, screams "There's no freedom of press"
>Lap + Botan arrest her again
>she is now being interrogated by Lap+ and the chair about her previous warrant after already released by Mori
>after some interrogation. Subaru came in clear of all charge
>"Do you need a lift back to the cat cafe"
>"No thanks"
>"The police are scary"
>"I heard that" - laplus
>Runs
>"Miko can I talk to you real quick"
>"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT POLICE ARE EVIL"
>Get arrested by Miko again, Miko took Polka to apologize to Sora.
>Sora forgive the slander
>Got teleported to top of a building due to bug together with miko & fuwamoco
>Walked off the building like a retard, dies
>Mikochi waddle away not noticing.
>After 10 minutes, got finally got medical help, taken to hospital
>Now writing an apology article.

Love Polka, but for being a modern day journalist, it sounds deserved.


Already sounds like a lot of fun. Too bad the time prevents me from watching live, and work's a bitch today, so no sneaking in a bit of watching. Will definitely catch a vod when I get home.

 

[frz]

Love Polka, but for being a modern day journalist, it sounds deserved.


Already sounds like a lot of fun. Too bad the time prevents me from watching live, and work's a bitch today, so no sneaking in a bit of watching. Will definitely catch a vod when I get home.

I'd just recommend waiting for clips there are way too many interactions and story going on at the same time
But if you want to catch the full pov, the most interesting pov is probs subaru/mori (the cops) > autofister (grandma cafe) > Irys (the hospital crew) > Lamy/Marine (stipper)
And I might have missed some. No idea what the cat cafe/mechanics crew were doing. Suisei was going around interacting alot too. I think gen 0 travelled as a crew and i saw them playing billiards.

Edit: also fuck the holostars clogging up holodex

 

[Thomas Talus]

Why are cops exchanging numbers with gang members


Muh immersion

Gotta have informants, and if all the criminals are police informants they can both keep grifting off of tax money in perpetuity.

 

[Salado]

"Oh, no, we reached the Industrial Age! This is when women stopped being women..."- Dizzy Dokuro.

 

[Jacks Wasted Life]

If this VOD survives, you'll be missing out if you don't watch it.

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Kronii is joining fat cat inc.

 

[Willemshaven]

Let's see what is happening in holoGTA.
>Kronii tries to scam Reine out of free food by claiming she didn't receive them in her inventory.
>Kronii intentionally crashed into Reine's bike to get her to visit the mechanic she works for and drives away.
>Reine and Moona chased after Kronii on the bike.
>Kronii crashed at a garage entrance and went on foot as Reine and Moona were catching up.
>Succesfully loses Reine and Moona by going up some escalators and hiding behind a wall.
>Ollie called to try to bait Kronii to the garage.
>Kronii saw Reine's in-game Twitter report and gets talked about on the police radios.

EDIT:
>Calli called Kronii to eat together at a place (Ao's Pizzeria).
>Kronii has been arguing with Reine on under her Tweet that she didn't do anything wrong.
>Kronii calls Calli and made her turn on the camera
>Ao speaks and Kronii gets suspicious that Ao is part of the plot to get her.
>Kronii keeps calling Calli to stall her arrival.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Moona currently wearing Suisei's outfit.
Is Mumei almost an hour late to her stream?

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Kronii is about to walk into a fucking sting to catch her dine n' dash ass

 

[TKN_Lurker]

I can't believe Kronii's first day on the server ends up in her getting arrested for rice thievery, by the baby rock no less.

Edit: Kronii not long after: "I HAVE SOVEREIGN CITIZEN RIGHTS".

 

[Willemshaven]

Meanwhile, Pekora has been robbing all around the city and pretty much none of the cops take meaningful action.

Also, Sora hit the gas pedal instead of the brakes and ran over Okayu.


EDIT: Kronii tried to escape jail but caught by Ollie and Zeta.
EDIT 2:
After lost of arguing, Kronii eventually agreed to fix Reine's bike for free. After walking outside, Calli set her free after lying that she paid her bail fees. Kronii then successfully got away by hiding in a bush.
Meanwhile, Noel and Subaru wanted to impound some cars but impounded their police vehicles instead.