Quick psa to any newfriend and/or lurker/guest: this is not what "touching the poop" means. "Don't touch the poop" or "don't go cow tipping", means that you should not become an active participant in your "entertainment" (a lolcow, some schizo discord server, a vtuber or whatever). As it has been mentioned just a few days ago "report the news, don't be the news". For instance suppose I send a bunch of pizzas to the guy who tried to patent "vtuber", yet never mentioned it to anyone - would that be "Touching the poop"? According to nolan no, I never posted about it after all. This is why he will be mocked and ridiculed, because he can not comprehend that people in this thread dislike such behavior.