General Vtuber Discussion (V1)

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

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Uh...

Also Tomoe is playing some random fuckin fish game idk

 

[Kalion]

Purin zatsu.

 

[The Rrat]

 

[Thomas Talus]

Tard raging at a vtuber failing at Ace Combat? Nope.
Tard raging at a vtuber failing at Metal Gear? Nope.
Tard raging at a vtuber failing at Geoguesser?
MAYBE.

Fauna and Mumei did well, often getting within a couple meters (although they did get help from chat).

 

[MR.T800]

I love gimmick accounts, i'm technically one too so that may be biased

[- WHO ARE YOU [ ? ]

(you didn't specify the syntax, Mr. Mathinator...but good luck on your math exam!)

[- YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP J-DAY -]

I know a great sage who can answer this question.

[- YOUR CANADIAN ANIMATED TELEVISION SERIES WAS TERMINATED IN 2008 -]

1 + 1 = 2
Gimme a tripple integral in spherical coordinates next time pal.

[- THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT - HERE IS YOUR OREO -]

 

[Sithis]

Okay but will a male groomer invade the stream for 20 minutes like the last 48 hour donothon someone had recently?

Lia has a small slightly unhinged fanbase but Yuko has some of the worst of the worst chumbud types in her chat, they might actually track down the offender lmao

Yuko just clarified, Aviels tweet was actually just saying that idol corp would buy the equipment etc needed to do her donothon goals - so it's not that she will be receiving 100% of profits, but that she won't have to spend money out of pocket to buy stuff for the goals like a HR monitor etc.

Sadly, typical and predictable jewery

 

[stassy]

Not a new rrat, but apparently ZEA Cornelia confirmed in an unarchived zatsu rant that she and the formers ID/KR liver don't get any support since the merge (but the heavy hitters). The new thing is doing that in public might hint for future graduation...or a new wave.



Couldn't find any archive so as usual take it with a grain of salt.

 

[The Proctor]

The only difference is that a real baboon isn't going to spend actual hours on the internet crying on reddit about how anything that isn't statistically solved peak optimization could ever be fun

Hey, hey, hey. Please, stop with the personal insults. I'm at LEAST Orangutan tier.

 

[Azehara]

I don't remember the timeline with Lumi and Yuri(?) so I didn't include them.

I remember CyberLive dissolving as an agency and becoming an umbrella term/unit name for the remaining members to be labelled as as Indies, and I know they subsequently became Aetheria. I don't remember at what point this happened but if Phase came knocking while they were still an agency and Lumi still had managerial duties I would definitely describe them as poached too.

The person behind Bora Nun maybe got enticed by VSPO while a contract was still active too but tbh I'm still unsure if that move worked out for her in the way she thought it would, which makes me very sad.

Both Lumi and Yuri left Cyberlive and went indie about 2 months before Invaders got announced. Additionally, it seems that both of them had already been wanting to quit for quite some time. Don't remember who it was but someone mentioned that Yuri was present and helped with PC2's hiring and onboarding process.

I member when everyone thought the jewcorp was some elaborate scam but it turns out their jew money is a pretty decent safety net for any aspiring EN chuubas, who would've known

He works for tips?

He is playing the long game. Keep the talents happy, keep the community somewhat calm by avoiding "black company" rumors. He probably gets a very small cut from superchats, memberships and/or ad revenue.

 

[AyoTempus]

Hey, hey, hey. Please, stop with the personal insults. I'm at LEAST Orangutan tier.

Live footage of Proctor cleansing himself when he reads the latest tangents that goes on his forum. See: Pippa feet posting.

 

[The Proctor]

Live footage of Proctor cleansing himself when he reads the latest tangents that goes on his forum. See: Pippa feet posting.

Gorillas are far too shy and non-confrontational to be me.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Damn it jewcorp what's the catch?

You'll eventually have to acknowledge that Jews are good people.

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Magni's roommate is coming out of its Hiatus like announced tomorrow

Spoiler: tweet

Chat's going to be a shitshow.

Daring prediction, I know.

 

[AyoTempus]

Chat's going to be a shitshow.

Daring prediction, I know.

Lando should open with "Hello hello, I am the Great Professor Lando of Ligma University".

 

[Sithis]

Western Woman moments

Edit -
It's an epidemic!

 

[Nenélove]

Gorillas are far too shy and non-confrontational to be me.

I know what kind of monkey you are proctor-sama
>be Asylum fag
>mentally ill in more ways than one
>infected with 10 different strains of mold
>convicted weeaboo trash
>every day is spent watching 20 hours of your favorite oshi in the asylum rec room
>"she's so funny and cute guys fr fr"
>suddenly hear subhuman drawl behind you
>"dude your oshi is fucking shit i wish she would graduate already"
>primal fury activated, famiry honor must be protected
>shank the motherfucker, screams like a bitch
>janny guards bust into the room, get shit beaten out of you
>"third time this month autismo, you gon' get sent to the proctor's office"
>ohfuck
>get dragged to proctor's office, other inmates jeer you along the way
>door opens
>IT'S PEKORAS FUCKING MONKEY
>wake up, go back to watching streams

 

[The Proctor]

All I'll say is that I'm fucking jealous of that primate.

 

[DelusionTree]

Western Woman moments

Edit -
It's an epidemic!
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Hime was found pages ago, she isn't western or white.
I have a hard time imagining this girl wearing that shirt.:

 

[Shuba Saber]

Something nice for myself after a shit day at work. This dog is staying in the bag.
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Brother you must have blessed me somehow because I came home to a nice surprise after my own shitty work day

All the Minecraft shenanigans and impromptu collabs have been great honestly. It reminds me of when the JP/EN servers first merged and nearly everyday, there was either a collab or 2 random Holomen would get to talk to each other for the first time. Block game revival is good for now.

Some more fun examples:

 

[Titanosaurus]

Edit -
It's an epidemic!
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Khao Man Gai? Try our Khao Man Rie

It's a throw back to a Shiina stream where she ordered Khao Man Gai and chat said it's "cum on guy" over and over until she scolded them, this is another cancelled tweet, too stupid post at Memaw but just what you guys deserve.

Hime was found pages ago, she isn't western or white.
I have a hard time imagining this girl wearing that shirt.

Those are her good girl glamour shots (and likely old), Hime also looks like this


Hime is sexy

 

[Sithis]

Hime was found pages ago, she isn't western or white.
I have a hard time imagining this girl wearing that shirt.:
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Yeah but the Canadian-ness has overwhelmed her biological heritage