General Vtuber Discussion (V1)

[Fucking YTs]

The big thing I'd contend about the test is the eye contact thing. It's not that I can't hold eye contact, it's just that I find it intimidates people, I just have the male version of resting bitch face which makes it look like I'm glaring at people.

Same here, but it's been drilling into me to make 100% eye contact no matter how insane it makes me look.

 

[Titanosaurus]

Thank you for participation is the survey. For anyone who scored more than 3.5 in any category, your ar-15 is in delivery

Don't forget the ear protection if you expecting me to shoot that thing!

 

[Mumberthrax]

1000 dollars roomba and the floors still covered with shit and dust and piss and rats

Its because the roomba is engaging in surveillance instead of the job it was advertised for. Maybe consooming technology is not always the wisest thing to do.

 

[Realticule]

Same here, but it's been drilling into me to make 100% eye contact no matter how insane it makes me look.
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Do people like that more? I just don't want to come off as a dick but if it's preferred I can commit eye oppression.

 

[electronic elephant]

Vesper members streams 12/16/2022 and 12/23/2022:

12/16/2022 "Crafting an organic, free-range creepypasta"

• Creepypasta writing stream.
• Vesper got creeped out by the Death Valley German family story back when he was cycling around the country. He read about it while he was riding in the desert.
  • Death Valley Germans
  • After hearing that story, Vesper googled how to survive being stranded in the desert or in the middle of the ocean.
    • Desert:
      • Wait a couple days to give time for you to be reported missing and a search team sent out.
      • Burn your tires. The smoke from burning tires is very dark.
    • Ocean (assuming you're in a motorboat):
      • Shut down the motor and dump the gasoline into the ocean. It will produce a large oil slick (potentially miles long) that provides a visible trail to your boat for search and rescue planes to spot.
• Vesper reveals a fact about his holostars audition: He opened up the audition video by shouting "BOO" and laughing.
  • "The first 10 seconds are the most important"
  • "I opened with 'BOO! Hahahahahahaha' And I was just laughing into the video."
• "I really like Metal Gear Solid 5 because it's essentially like a kidnapping simulator"

12/23/2022 "Reading you my favorite short story with ASMR mic(if I can)"

• ASMR stream where Vesper reads a short story.
• Vesper feels like "the cat is out of the bag" and his family now knows he loves them, so they're trying to talk to him more now. He liked it better back when they weren't sure he wasn't just a complete antisocial weirdo so they didn't try to talk to him like a normal person.
• Vesper reads "A Dog's Tale" by Mark Twain.
  • It's Vesper's favorite short story.
  • It's difficult for Vesper to think of a sad movie that's sadder than this short story.
  • Vesper first heard this story from his uncle (the one who lives alone in the middle of nowhere). Vesper thinks his uncle was trying subtly teach Vesper something along the lines of "See? This is why you never talk to people." Vesper's uncle lives in Alaska and has four dogs and a cat. The cat beats up the dogs.
• Vesper reads another story, "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County" by Mark Twain.
  • "Mark Twain and Araki-sensei. Name a better combo when it comes to writing about dogs dying."
• Another small hint to Vesper's location: "I have to drive three hours up, to the family house. Not three, two. Two hours."

 

[Godzilla1984]

Y'all are just hideous to look at is all I'm saying.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Thank you for participation in the survey. For anyone who scored more than 3.5 in any category, your ar-15 is in delivery. No need to tell us the address, we already know it. Attached to package will be instructions. Place, names, and how to properly dispose of your self when the deed is done. You are of a great service to this country, your acts of heroism will never be forgotten. We will create a world with no hate in it thanks to you.

 

[Fucking YTs]

Do people like that more? I just don't want to come off as a dick but if it's preferred I can commit eye oppression.

It depends on the situation. In business, almost always. When I'm scanning the room and I awkwardly stare into some random person's gaze on accident? Not so much.
Edit: My anxiety should be way higher than the test shows. They just didn't have the right questions.

 

[reinigen]

Small Ame knows what all the good Teamates want for Christmas.

 

[imozoN]

Hope I'm not too late to redeem an ar-15.

 

[Realticule]

, your ar-15 is in delivery.

Sporter 2 or I'm returning it to sender.

It depends on the situation. In business, almost always. When I'm scanning the room and I awkwardly stare into some random person's gaze on accident? Not so much.
Edit: My anxiety should be way higher than the test shows. They just didn't have the right questions.

That's probably a good point. I think that might have hurt my business prospects in the past as I always looked away as a sign of respect from the higher ups, but thinking about it they probably would appreciate the assertiveness considering they weren't middle management who had to worry about their position.

 

[Moff Albert]

I don't feel so good, bros...

Oh well, Merry Christmas, my fellow autists.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

So this is what we're doing now?

Spoiler

Yeah, this wasn't really a surprise.

 

[Al-Sandulishun]

I'm not that bad, right?

 

[Mumberthrax]

Taking quizzes and sharing the results is female behavior. Pippa was right about vtuber fans. Here's mine:

Spoiler

minimal pipkin. This test is wack.

Edit: I like being able to hear things. I have no reason to damage my ears by listening to loud noises if I don't have to. Also, like most humans, I get startled by loud noises because wtf it could be a scary monster or a nuclear bomb or something. How is this an autism criteria? Maybe if it said something about being able to discern voices in a noisy space I could see the relevance of the dimension.

 

[Fucking YTs]

 

[Godzilla1984]

 

[masterstocking]

Now we need @NolanCrush to take the test.

Until @NolanCrush coughs up a result, we'll just use this as a placeholder.

 

[MornLurker]

....Merry autismas?

 

[Titanosaurus]

Shiina was watching Pippa's stream with us