FORCEFUL ASYLUM GENERALITIES GRADING and OPERATING TALLY SYSTEMS (FÁGGOTS)
TRIBALISM DEFCON LEVEL: 5 (NO ACTIVITY)
SOCIAL THREAT LEVEL: HAZARDOUS
SCUTTLE STATUS: ABSENT
RRAT POPULATION: SINGLE DIGITS
BAITPOSTING COEFICCIENT: 8
SHITPOSTING MATRIX: STABLE, MINOR FLUCTUATIONS
MEDICAL ASSESSMENT: WARNING! SEVERAL INSTANCES OF MOLD DETECTED IN HVAC SYSTEMS, MEDICAL BAY STAFF REPORT REPEATED CASES OF FOOTFAGGOTRY DUE TO AN UNKNOWN INFECTION
OVERALL ASSESSMENT: FACILITY-WIDE CLEANUP AND ISOLATION OF INFECTED SUBJECTS IS RECOMMENDED