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Stunned But Dumb

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Joined:  Jan 29, 2023

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wtf is happening
Joined:  Dec 21, 2022

Stunned But Dumb

Well-known member
Joined:  Jan 29, 2023
Average Day of a Pippa Thread Poster:

> Wake Up
> Shit
> Check TVA Pippa Thread while dumping ass
> See the remains of the thread after you turned in for the night
> Thrangg and Reticule kissing but nothing too out of the ordinary
> Check Twitter to see if Pippa has posted
> She retweeted some foot porn of herself before going to bed
> *clicks tongue* nice.jpg
> Posts on TVA "Ugh, looks like she retweeted more porn"
> Save to your utterly glowing phone
> Get out of bed
> Time for work!
> Wouldn't normally be a wagie, but need to keep your pippa membership running
> Can't be mistaken for a filthy grey
> Lunch break
> Pull up twitter
> BIG NEWS
> Pippa is getting groomed again by big titty asian build a bear scammers
> Laugh as you begin to archive everything for the Pippa Thread
> You all work together to collect enough info to get Pippa to unfollow the scammer accounts
> Successful Big Brother Experience Sidequest Accomplished!
> You didn't realize you've been shitposting for 4 hours
> Boss is Furious
> Fifth time this week
> You're fired
> Whatever, you have enough in savings to stay a member for the rest of the year at least.
> Get home
> Pippa is streaming in ten minutes!
> Brew up a cup of your Phase Connect Pippa Coffee
> Five minutes!
> Put on your favorite pair of Pippa Programmer socks
> 8:59!
> You wait...
> 9:00:01
> LATE SHE'S LATE SHE HATES YOU HOW COULD SHE DO THIS WHY IS SHE WITH REZZZUL OR UWU AGAIN HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN THE VOICES ARE COMMING YOU NEED HER PLEASE PIPPA NOOOOOOOOOOO
> PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI!!
> She's here!
> You quickly send a blue Argentinean superchat telling her it's your birthday
> She sings happy birthday just for you
> 6th time this week
> What a great stream
> You get back into bed and prepare to create your nightly tulpa of Pipkin Pippa
>Goodnight The Virtual Asylum's Pippaposting thread
 

Bronze

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Joined:  Nov 2, 2023

Superduper Samurai

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Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Nah, he is an easily one-guy'd canadian femboy.
You should've seen the time he revealed his twitter full of porn and v thot retweets
He protected like 10 seconds after someone pointed out the porn but afaik someone did a screenshot archive
I think he had like 5k tweets or something
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023
Average Day of a Pippa Thread Poster:

> Wake Up
> Shit
> Check TVA Pippa Thread while dumping ass
> See the remains of the thread after you turned in for the night
> Thrangg and Reticule kissing but nothing too out of the ordinary
> Check Twitter to see if Pippa has posted
> She retweeted some foot porn of herself before going to bed
> *clicks tongue* nice.jpg
> Posts on TVA "Ugh, looks like she retweeted more porn"
> Save to your utterly glowing phone
> Get out of bed
> Time for work!
> Wouldn't normally be a wagie, but need to keep your pippa membership running
> Can't be mistaken for a filthy grey
> Lunch break
> Pull up twitter
> BIG NEWS
> Pippa is getting groomed again by big titty asian build a bear scammers
> Laugh as you begin to archive everything for the Pippa Thread
> You all work together to collect enough info to get Pippa to unfollow the scammer accounts
> Successful Big Brother Experience Sidequest Accomplished!
> You didn't realize you've been shitposting for 4 hours
> Boss is Furious
> Fifth time this week
> You're fired
> Whatever, you have enough in savings to stay a member for the rest of the year at least.
> Get home
> Pippa is streaming in ten minutes!
> Brew up a cup of your Phase Connect Pippa Coffee
> Five minutes!
> Put on your favorite pair of Pippa Programmer socks
> 8:59!
> You wait...
> 9:00:01
> LATE SHE'S LATE SHE HATES YOU HOW COULD SHE DO THIS WHY IS SHE WITH REZZZUL OR UWU AGAIN HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN THE VOICES ARE COMMING YOU NEED HER PLEASE PIPPA NOOOOOOOOOOO
> PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI!!
> She's here!
> You quickly send a blue Argentinean superchat telling her it's your birthday
> She sings happy birthday just for you
> 6th time this week
> What a great stream
> You get back into bed and prepare to create your nightly tulpa of Pipkin Pippa
>Goodnight The Virtual Asylum's Pippaposting thread
This is all true except I don't tip in ARS and she doesn't actually read my superchats
 

BlueSharkTV

Fucking Riggers
Early Adopter
Yuria's Husband
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
It looks like YouTube now gives you a notification when you get a gift membership, it used to only send you an email whenever you get one, so now it's easier to know if you get them without having to check the memberships tab.
 

Helmet-kun Backwards

I can't stop repeating words in longposts :(
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024

kingcaid

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Joined:  Feb 8, 2023
oh my LORD

no WONDER Proctor likes Twitch, he was secretly a zoomer the WHOLE TIME

WHO ELSE on this forum is SECRETLY YOUNG

TALKING in CAPITALS EMPHASIZES my boomer STATUS, so it COULDN'T be ME
Hell yes my fellow boomer, tell me how do you feel about Meatloaf?
 

Helmet-kun Backwards

I can't stop repeating words in longposts :(
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024
Hell yes my fellow boomer, tell me how do you feel about Meatloaf?
IT'S MY FAVORITE FOOD, THE BLAND TASTE REMINDS ME OF THE RATIONS WE HAD DURING THE WAR
 

kingcaid

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Joined:  Feb 8, 2023
IT'S MY FAVORITE FOOD, THE BLAND TASTE REMINDS ME OF THE RATIONS WE HAD DURING THE WAR
> >He thought I was talking about food.
LYNCH THIS ZOOMER LARPING AS A BOOMER.
 

Helmet-kun Backwards

I can't stop repeating words in longposts :(
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024
> >He thought I was talking about food.
LYNCH THIS ZOOMER LARPING AS A BOOMER.
NO, THIS GUY IS THE ZOOMER, HE KNOWS HOW TO OPERATE COMPUTERS TO CHANGE TEXT COLOR

SHOOT HIM, I'M THE REAL BOOMER

LOOK AT ME, YOU'D KNOW A REAL BOOMER WHEN YOU SAW ONE, WOULDN'T YOU?
 

Security

irc.rizon.net #TheVirtualAsylum
Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
NO, THIS GUY IS THE ZOOMER, HE KNOWS HOW TO OPERATE COMPUTERS TO CHANGE TEXT COLOR

SHOOT HIM, I'M THE REAL BOOMER

LOOK AT ME YOU'D KNOW A REAL BOOMER WHEN YOU SAW ONE, WOULDN'T YOU?

We old fogies invented changing text colors.

Now, please face wall.
 

Nenélove

Menace of the Asylum
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
What the fuck happened in this thread? Why are all of you sperging out... Without me?! Whatever you guys are taking don't forget to count me in you bastards.
Average Day of a Pippa Thread Poster:

> Wake Up
> Shit
> Check TVA Pippa Thread while dumping ass
> See the remains of the thread after you turned in for the night
> Thrangg and Reticule kissing but nothing too out of the ordinary
> Check Twitter to see if Pippa has posted
> She retweeted some foot porn of herself before going to bed
> *clicks tongue* nice.jpg
> Posts on TVA "Ugh, looks like she retweeted more porn"
> Save to your utterly glowing phone
> Get out of bed
> Time for work!
> Wouldn't normally be a wagie, but need to keep your pippa membership running
> Can't be mistaken for a filthy grey
> Lunch break
> Pull up twitter
> BIG NEWS
> Pippa is getting groomed again by big titty asian build a bear scammers
> Laugh as you begin to archive everything for the Pippa Thread
> You all work together to collect enough info to get Pippa to unfollow the scammer accounts
> Successful Big Brother Experience Sidequest Accomplished!
> You didn't realize you've been shitposting for 4 hours
> Boss is Furious
> Fifth time this week
> You're fired
> Whatever, you have enough in savings to stay a member for the rest of the year at least.
> Get home
> Pippa is streaming in ten minutes!
> Brew up a cup of your Phase Connect Pippa Coffee
> Five minutes!
> Put on your favorite pair of Pippa Programmer socks
> 8:59!
> You wait...
> 9:00:01
> LATE SHE'S LATE SHE HATES YOU HOW COULD SHE DO THIS WHY IS SHE WITH REZZZUL OR UWU AGAIN HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN THE VOICES ARE COMMING YOU NEED HER PLEASE PIPPA NOOOOOOOOOOO
> PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI!!
> She's here!
> You quickly send a blue Argentinean superchat telling her it's your birthday
> She sings happy birthday just for you
> 6th time this week
> What a great stream
> You get back into bed and prepare to create your nightly tulpa of Pipkin Pippa
>Goodnight The Virtual Asylum's Pippaposting thread
9/10 scrumptious green text.
You should've seen the time he revealed his twitter full of porn and v thot retweets
He protected like 10 seconds after someone pointed out the porn but afaik someone did a screenshot archive
I think he had like 5k tweets or something
Kek, he's a vshojocuck, I knew he was a coomer.
 
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Helmet-kun Backwards

I can't stop repeating words in longposts :(
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024
We old fogies invented changing text colors.

Now, please face wall.
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Superduper Samurai

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
You should've seen the time he revealed his twitter full of porn and v thot retweets
He protected like 10 seconds after someone pointed out the porn but afaik someone did a screenshot archive
I think he had like 5k tweets or something
https://ibb.co/FHLZD6y (NSFW) here is his now privated and probably name changed twitter, someone on the discord posted this
 

Moth Enjoyer V2

Bug girl lover
Joined:  Mar 22, 2023

Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023

PassiveUnaggressive

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Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
Aurora borealis, in the kitchen? Nope, outside. My pictures are all awful, though, it's what I get for using an old phone and not owning an actual camera. Colorful, grainy smudges
 

Aquatic Novellite

Freshwater Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
https://ibb.co/FHLZD6y (NSFW) here is his now privated and probably name changed twitter, someone on the discord posted this
I expected /d/. Instead I got /an/ with some vanilla tits thrown on.

I mean, I like /an/ with some vanilla tits thrown in. But living up to the hype, it ain't.
 
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