Imagine being Reticule right now and having Pippa be fixed by a WOMAN

Is this bait? Is there a coherent thought here? Because I'm not seeing it.

HOW MANY TIMES HAS SHE SAID YOUR NAME RETICULE HMMMMMMMM

Unironically kill yourself.

Reticule has evolved from White Knight into Clorox Knight

>say your not a sick hand freak >proceed to make sick hand freak comment

>Pippa >using a stove I mean really, how likely is this scenario....?

It probably depends on wearing glasses or not would be my guess. With most HL members it's REALLY easy to tell if they're wearing glasses with their eye tracking.

White women and pit bulls?

I imagine *if* you fried it it would probably taste better or if you boiled it at least most of the little hairs would come off. It's basically a tiny snow crab with fuzz.

Should have just covered the thing in peanut butter and just housed it.

What's worth more, a bowl of Pippuke or the Uruka spitsicle?

Do you like wake up in the morning and challenge yourself to be even creepier than you were the day before?

So for the website I came up with this since I keep getting mentioned:

When Sopmod Supremacy SCs she says Sopmod Senior. I am living rent-free in her head.

Reticule how does it feel that I get mentioned unprompted TWICE?

Just shut the fuck up. You're just digging yourself a bigger hole. You want to be a pervert and fucking weirdo that's great but nobody wants to see that shit. If I had a dollar for every time you pulled this shit I could fucking retire. And we are consistent, I don't care if it's 'shitposting'...

Just realized another reason for the spike in anxiety lately, new gen of Phase Invaders drops tonight and our good old friend Impostor Syndrome is probably rearing it's ugly head as it seems she gets convinced her fan base will leave for 'new thing' a lot of the time.

I feel like we don't really need to make a distinction here since anyone who isn't ESL as fuck and can understand basic context can tell when someone is talking about pippa in her personal life and pippa as a vtuber. Writing this caused me to lose brain cells.